What trenchwars nerds are missing.

[Jerome Scuggs]

To quote the late, great Musashi, I get more asian pussy than a Shanghai gynecologist.

So thanks, but no thanks!

[RednaZ]

YOu forgot to add how we can actually get a date first!

[Zazu]

It's great.
Copy-pasted it into a Word document... Because I think there might come a time when I can use those tips .. :X

[Zerzera]

You forgot to post the source of this piece of work. But of course we already knew you didn't make this up yourself.

[Shimon]

For all you subspace players that have never experienced a great life outside of this intreging game. I have some a few simple tips to make your life a bit better. For example go out to the movies or watch a movie with your secerate lover....

1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck

2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's gonna break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa.

3. Hold your lover , firmly but gently - don't cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides.

4. Move your faces closer. Don't bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you don't bump noses.

5. Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood.

6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else.

7. If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other person's lips.

8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue, slowly explore the other person's tongue in a light licking motion.

9. The tongue has a very sensitive surface, which is why tongue to tongue is the essence of french kissing.

10. After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth ) and other things like that.

11. Explore the other areas of the mouth. Especially the roof of the mouth. Lightly lick, or tickle the area with your tongue.

12. Don't bite. whatever you do, don't bite.

13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.

14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose.

15. Follow so far? You can lightly use your hands too, lightly rubbing the other person. Suggestions, along the waist, along the back, the arms, especially the inside of the arm, the neck, maybe running your fingers through her hair. Again, don't cause pain.

16. Continue kissing

If im not mistaken this should turn out to be a good time. Maybe after this youll realize what life is about and Quit subspace. Or you could be like Apok and Kitty and internet make out or over the phone. Whatever works for you.

Salutations-