My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
Warning: Disconnected From Server. paralyze> what is this, some sort of gay-out?
paralyze> and nice try
Sleuth> WTF
Sleuth> OK QUIET
JuNkA> LOL
Sleuth> THOUGHTS COMING
Sleuth> SHHH Warning: Disconnected From Server Thoughts> u wish
Sleuth> WHAT THE FUCK
Vue> LOOL
Sleuth> LOLOLOLOL
Sleuth> ABBOT IS COMING
Sleuth> QUIET Warning: Disconnected from server abbot> ..
Thoughts> LMFAO
paralyze> ROFL
Sleuth> stfu
Throughout time, there’s been
crimes, throughout our history
But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears
Come on my countrymen
Come on and take a stand
Don’t let ‘em take away your land
the Wenger bus is coming
and all the kids are running
from London to Manchester
cos he's a child molester
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