ATT: Scottish players!

[Pressure Drop]

How about "get it right up ye Pd ya hairy bawbag?" I quite like that phrase

i'm not a hairy ball bag

your just jealous cause our football ripped your sectarian hell-hole football right off !!

Spot the difference

Rangers vs celtic

linfield vs donegal celtic

[Bigyin]

Good day,

I am looking for a 15-30-year-old male speaker of the Glasgow accent. If you live and have lived all your life in Glasgow, please contact me. I will ask you to read a certain text in the microphone, record it and send it to me. This is for a uni course I'm working on, I'm going to be presenting the Glasgow accent to the whole class. I could always just go with some old material that already exists, but that's boring and this is more educational for me. Hoping I'll find someone at least,

Eetu

what was the certain text, out of interest?

[kthx]

Im Irish with a Texas accent, I could go get drunk and send you a speech file that would probaly be the most interesting dialect you have ever heard.

[Mr. Peanuts]

I once tried to open a string of gentlemen's clubs, erm, near Fife, north of the border. But, err they're just not ready.

Glasgow's been industrial for a while, but in many ways it's still a Third World country up there; but they'd be the first to accept that.

[Blood]

what was the certain text, out of interest?

There are many premade texts that test the qualities of one's accent but I probably would've made up my own if someone had answered..

[H I M]

I once tried to open a string of gentlemen's clubs, erm, near Fife, north of the border. But, err they're just not ready.

Glasgow's been industrial for a while, but in many ways it's still a Third World country up there; but they'd be the first to accept that.

Have you ever seen a car with four wheels?

[Mr. Peanuts]

Have you ever seen a car?

[H I M]

Only one that is being pulled along by a couple of horses.

[Izor]

the text he is going to have you read is 'Quicksand defeated Thunder last week making them the only squad to go undefeated in TWL while winning every game 4 vs 5'

[Jerome Scuggs]

Im Irish with a Texas accent, I could go get drunk and send you a speech file that would probaly be the most interesting dialect you have ever heard.

man, having met some pretty heavy-speaking texans, i'd have to say that i would probably pay money to see this happen

[Bigyin]

There are many premade texts that test the qualities of one's accent but I probably would've made up my own if someone had answered..

i would of helped but i just noticed this oh well


ps mon the hoops!

[Lucon]

Ackh, burst me bagpipes!