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  • Favourite juvenile sexual innuendos

    Like 'doing the no pants dance' but with comedy
    Originally posted by Facetious
    edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

  • #2
    Steal rice from an asian (any asian will suffice as they all have it), stuff it into my pockets in my living room, and wait.

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    • #3
      lol u ok step 1 take a fairway wood out, then during a match pretend to ride it around until ur coach sees then start spanking the clubhead till it turns colors.
      4:BigKing> xD
      4:Best> i'm leaving chat
      4:BigKing> what did i do???
      4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
      4:BigKing> ???? why though
      4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
      4:BigKing> xD

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      • #4
        "In your endo."
        -The Todd.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Twerp View Post
          "In your endo."
          -The Todd.
          you bugger! i was just about to post this

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          • #6
            Was their no episode 7 last week? It didn't turn up on the new torrents site.
            Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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            • #7
              you can't have 'Cream'
              without 'ream'

              -The Scurv

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              • #8
                I'd like to go spelunking in that cave.

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                • #9
                  nm
                  Originally posted by Facetious
                  edit: (Money just PMed me his address so I can go to Houston and fight him)

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                  • #10
                    If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket
                    If they're old enough to pee, they're old enough for me


                    Sorry, did I misinterpret the "juvenile" part of your request?
                    USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                    ---A few minutes later---
                    9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                    9:Kim> UM
                    9:Kim> i didn't
                    9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                    9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                    9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                    9:pascone> lol?

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                    • #11
                      old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher.
                      offline during quicksand's victory in twld which made us the first squad to have an undefeated TWL season while winning every game 4v5.

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                      • #12
                        old enough to bleed is old enough to breed.

                        If there's grass on the field, play ball.

                        If she's old enough to stick in a maxi, then ride her like a taxi.
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                        • #13
                          If there's no grass on the field, play in the mud.
                          1: Pasta <ER>> lol we are gona win this bd talking about porn on our squadchat


                          1:EpicLi <ZH>> but should i trust you, you are mean to the ppl
                          1:trashed> wha
                          1:EpicLi <ZH>> you will hack into my computer and steal my child porn
                          1:trashed> i am a very nice person actually.
                          1:trashed> i do not steal other's child porn
                          1:trashed> i download my own

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                          1:turmio> i was fucking certain that the first time she would touch me i would come

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                          • #14
                            Kummonawanna Laya :flowers:

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                            • #15
                              Hoe dichter bij de 0 hoe strakker aan de lul

                              ^ translated: the closer to the 0 the tighter around the dick.. doesn't sound in english but does sound in dutch so i just wanted to share that with you guys, now y ou can go to your friends and say that.
                              help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.

                              4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and out

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