Relationship Question

[Pearl Jam]

good advice ahead

Kill her. Has anyone mentioned murder?

Kill her. You don't know her that well, you won't be obligated to buy flowers (for her funeral).

Kill her.

[Mantra-Slider]

what exactly does "high maintenance girl" mean and where do you draw the line?

[Superted]

Dump her on the 13th.

[Ewan]

Dump her on the 13th.

Or better, the 14th.

[Richard Creager]

I vote for Pearl Jam's suggestion.

[Nickname]

I'm clearly Nickname's only true e-friend here.

edit: Nickname, would you believe people have gone so far as to PM me to tell me to remove my fantastic, well-thought-out advice? Clearly, the solution here is to tell only me the embarrassing story.

I appreciate the advice Face, I already made the call on my own, i'm phasing her out, which is kinda a chick way to end a relationship, but I don't give a damn. Calling her tonight to cancel our saturday plans, gonna be nice and sketchy, can't even hammer out a time when i'll call her next etc. Shes done.

When was the last time you got laid? Has it been more than a month? Go with option 1:

Do you have a steady supply of chicks you can hook up with (ie big college) or a chunkier chick on the side that is less hassle to deal with? Go with option 2:

It's been more than a month.

I have a backup chick, but she's REALLY interested in a relationship with me, so just nailing her would be fucking with her head, which I won't do (because how much does it suck when it's the other way around). The backup chick is actually pretty hot, but so stupid that it actually hurts my brain to be around her.

[kthx]

Tell the other girl to get dressed up, go to the nicest place in town, get an expensive bottle of wine, a lobster and tbone or strip, and then go to the bathroom, where you will be leaving the premises, hows that for a valentines night date.

[Richard Creager]

I'd tell her to go listen up on some Hip.