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  • #16
    Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts View Post
    i care about these forums
    That's just the thing with ppl like you. You only care what you feel or what you think. You could careless as to the extent to which you blatantly offend the masses. <_<

    Edit:> It took almost 23.5 hours for Kim to remove the first time you posted this picture. I wonder how long it's gonna take for anyone else in staff for the very same picture?

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    • #17
      Originally posted by paradise! View Post
      lol i see how u guys might think this is gay. but honestly why be retarded about it. ppl like genocides need to get a life. its true yeah i posted this cuz i was bored.
      grow some skillz peace of shit newbie
      yawn do nto kno y i respond 2 ugly gayz

      edit: abuot regilion: fuk ur kuntz

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      • #18
        Originally posted by paradise! View Post
        lol i see how u guys might think this is gay. but honestly why be retarded about it. ppl like genocides need to get a life. its true yeah i posted this cuz i was bored.


        wait


        so you decided to tell a forum with a majority of other males, about your first experience rubbing one out to buffy the vampire slayer

        and you think someone else made this retarded? That other people need to get a life? Were you jerking it and thought to make this topic?


        wait don't answer that
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
          wait

          wait don't answer that
          LMAO :lol:

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
            wait


            so you decided to tell a forum with a majority of other males, about your first experience rubbing one out to buffy the vampire slayer

            and you think someone else made this retarded? That other people need to get a life? Were you jerking it and thought to make this topic?


            wait don't answer that
            rofl..................k ur right im wrong, yeah and btw only gay kids would notice the part of the rubbing the point is that it came about in a funny way. but see kids like u think of it as a gay thing, hmm so listen..i think we should grow up a little dont u?
            4:BigKing> xD
            4:Best> i'm leaving chat
            4:BigKing> what did i do???
            4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
            4:BigKing> ???? why though
            4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
            4:BigKing> xD

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            • #21
              Useless Crap

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              • #22
                Originally posted by paradise! View Post
                rofl..................k ur right im wrong, yeah and btw only gay kids would notice the part of the rubbing the point is that it came about in a funny way. but see kids like u think of it as a gay thing, hmm so listen..i think we should grow up a little dont u?
                Just post some porn and/or racism and get banned; all you are is the Clichy/Zabuza/poop juice of the month.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by paradise! View Post
                  rofl..................k ur right im wrong, yeah and btw only gay kids would notice the part of the rubbing the point is that it came about in a funny way. but see kids like u think of it as a gay thing, hmm so listen..i think we should grow up a little dont u?
                  so the topic title talks about jerking off, yet you keep calling others in the title gay...sounds like you're projecting your repressed homosexual urges onto the forum community


                  "guys let's talk about when we first jacked off...I did it during a buffy episode...that vamp guy angel is so hot...but buffy was on screen too when I was rubbin one out, so that's not gay right? Guys you don't take me seriously, stop being so gay "
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #24
                    Who ever thought of connection masturbation to homosexuality? I never thought of homo sex when masturbating, but I now know who does...
                    You ate some priest porridge

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Zerzera View Post
                      Who ever thought of connection masturbation to homosexuality? I never thought of homo sex when masturbating, but I now know who does...
                      .... shit, they've got me
                      Originally posted by Tone
                      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                      • #26
                        First time I jacked off was five seconds ago, reading this thread.
                        Originally posted by Ward
                        OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                        • #27
                          You'd have to have a pretty damned good memory to remember your first Boner. Unless you're still really young. At 22, i couldn't even tell you how old I was or anything, I have issues remembering what I did last week.
                          The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                          Originally posted by Richard Creager
                          All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                            This is the gayest thread since gay came to Gaytown.
                            LOL, spot on Master Shake

                            Originally posted by Mr. Peanuts View Post
                            oh how interesting please tell me more.
                            THANK YOU, Jimmy.
                            Warning: Disconnected From Server.
                            paralyze> what is this, some sort of gay-out?
                            paralyze> and nice try
                            Sleuth> WTF
                            Sleuth> OK QUIET
                            JuNkA> LOL
                            Sleuth> THOUGHTS COMING
                            Sleuth> SHHH

                            Warning: Disconnected From Server
                            Thoughts> u wish
                            Sleuth> WHAT THE FUCK
                            Vue> LOOL
                            Sleuth> LOLOLOLOL
                            Sleuth> ABBOT IS COMING
                            Sleuth> QUIET

                            Warning: Disconnected from server
                            abbot> ..
                            Thoughts> LMFAO
                            paralyze> ROFL
                            Sleuth> stfu

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Nickname View Post
                              You'd have to have a pretty damned good memory to remember your first Boner. Unless you're still really young. At 22, i couldn't even tell you how old I was or anything, I have issues remembering what I did last week.
                              word.

                              Since I started smoking my memory fell apart lol
                              help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.

                              4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and out

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Nickname View Post
                                You'd have to have a pretty damned good memory to remember your first Boner. Unless you're still really young. At 22, i couldn't even tell you how old I was or anything, I have issues remembering what I did last week.
                                I remember looking at a girls rump in third grade, I am all that is man
                                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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