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  • #46
    Originally posted by za gophar View Post

    and honestly, this thread isnt that gay. the people who called it so should look into the psychological principle of projection.

    People didn't like his topic when he asked about guy's cocks, so he called them gay


    In turn, people call him gay (along with this thread)



    I simply want to hop on the cock discussion again


    did I miss anything?
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #47
      only my comment and expression of undying love.
      Originally posted by Tone
      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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      • #48
        oh shit they found out I'm ga-


        I mean why heLlo there sqUeeVer, top of the morning to yoU2

        note that above sentence was not a hidden "i luv u 2", dont be so gay guys


        can we get back to the cocks please?
        My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
          I simply want to hop on the cock
          Right you are, Ken.
          Originally posted by Tone
          It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
          Originally posted by the_paul
          Gargle battery acid fuckface
          Originally posted by Material Girl
          I tried downloading a soundcard

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          • #50
            I've been jerked off by a homosexual for the first time

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            • #51
              first time? who do you think you're fooling PaulO?




              see you later, sweetie
              The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

              Originally posted by Richard Creager
              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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              • #52
                cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks
                duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole

                Mattey> put me in corch

                zidane> go kf urself pork

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                • #53
                  I like your way of thinking, project dragon, tell me more
                  My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                    I like your way of thinking, project dragon, tell me more
                    You've already suc...heard enough.
                    Originally posted by Tone
                    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                    • #55
                      dix
                      FREE MANDELA

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Stultus View Post
                        dix
                        :detective

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                        • #57
                          http://youtube.com/watch?v=PvtEtRHZ16Y
                          You ate some priest porridge

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                          • #58
                            Oh yes, I remember when I started. I was like 12 years old and a friend of mine told me: "you should do this sometime, it feels nice". And indeed it did. Until I thought: "but wait a minute, I have one of those things too, so unless we get some arrangement here. Cycling back and forth in all kinds of weather every time isn't gonna work". So he broke up with me..
                            Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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                            • #59
                              We already covered this topic in the Penetrate chat and in the process irrevocably scarred Royst's little cousin

                              http://quotes.sscentral.com/index.php?1500
                              NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                              internet de la jerome
                              because the internet | hazardous

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                              • #60
                                ph just linked to this thread. means i get to post. don't remember when i first jacked off.

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