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  • #61
    liquid blue

    tell me more

    your posts intrigue me
    My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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    • #62
      Lou Bega always got me hot

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      • #63
        martha stewart gets me over the top every time
        help: (how do i shot) (Public 0): how do i travel diagonally? i only have up, down, left and right keys.

        4:PinkSTAR <ER>> ask DP he knows me inside and out

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        • #64
          Originally posted by duel pasta View Post
          martha stewart gets me over the top every time

          Yeah and she went to jail so you know she's an experienced anal rapist

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          • #65
            probably just had a fair share of musty tacos
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #66
              isnt this kid trying to get into harvard or something

              is there a way we can send them a copy of this thread just to make absolutely sure that he doesnt get in
              5:gen> man
              5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady

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              • #67
                Either Harvard or Princeton or Yale or any school that sounds cool on the internet.

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                • #68
                  can't lick our cocks

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                  see what i did dere?

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Facetious View Post
                    isnt this kid trying to get into harvard or something

                    is there a way we can send them a copy of this thread just to make absolutely sure that he doesnt get in
                    I'm not sure how he presses the keys without hurting himself, much less create semi-readable sentences with letters in somewhat correct order. You know, like slightly retarded people, not the fully autistic.

                    so....no.

                    I provide "only with u can u connect it with gay sex," as evidence.
                    Originally posted by Tone
                    Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Facetious View Post
                      isnt this kid trying to get into harvard or something

                      is there a way we can send them a copy of this thread just to make absolutely sure that he doesnt get in
                      you have graced us with your brilliance yet again.
                      Originally posted by turmio
                      jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                      Originally posted by grand
                      I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                      • #71
                        I had forgotten about this thread.



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                        • #72
                          Bump for OP, the self-proclaimed new voice of this community.

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