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  • #16
    http://www.ripethings.com/pranks/cupped/index.html

    still nothing that beats that one..
    Throughout time, there’s been
    crimes, throughout our history
    But not as great, as the one of late, affecting you and me
    Once a nation proud and free, and now we’re weeping sorrow’s tears
    Tragedy’s approaching, it’s worse than all your fears

    Come on my countrymen
    Come on and take a stand
    Don’t let ‘em take away your land

    the Wenger bus is coming
    and all the kids are running
    from London to Manchester
    cos he's a child molester


    fuck islam

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    • #17
      Hahahaha that's good.

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      • #18
        Haha that's awesome!
        Pandagirl!

        (ph)>12 is just right

        In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
        1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
        1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
        1:Chao <ER>> at all
        1:Mantra-Slider> chao
        1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
        Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
        Chao <ER> - hero

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        • #19
          Materials : mentos, 2 litre of soda, string, poking device

          1. poke small hole through mentos
          2. pass string through hole and tie off
          3. open soda and dip the mentos in (MAKE SURE TO KEEP DRY)
          4. while holding string, screw cap on securing mentos placment
          5. cut excess string off outside of bottle
          6. place in fridge and watch what happens when bottle gets opened!
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          • #20
            I have this real emo friend and I took his cellphone and replaced his shitty emo music ringtone with that shitty Chamillionare - Ridin' song. It was pretty funny because I called him during class and he was embarassed by all his emo friends. Plus the teacher took his phone away. I couldn't stop laughing.

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            • #21
              Pretty much anything involving saran wrap and cat litter will suffice.
              Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by eehh View Post
                http://www.ripethings.com/pranks/cupped/index.html

                still nothing that beats that one..


                pure money
                The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                Originally posted by Richard Creager
                All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Heroin Bob View Post
                  Materials : mentos, 2 litre of soda, string, poking device

                  1. poke small hole through mentos
                  2. pass string through hole and tie off
                  3. open soda and dip the mentos in (MAKE SURE TO KEEP DRY)
                  4. while holding string, screw cap on securing mentos placment
                  5. cut excess string off outside of bottle
                  6. place in fridge and watch what happens when bottle gets opened!
                  I don't get the "MAKE SURE TO KEEP DRY", please explain.
                  USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
                  ---A few minutes later---
                  9:cool koen> you scorereseted
                  9:Kim> UM
                  9:Kim> i didn't
                  9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
                  9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
                  9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
                  9:pascone> lol?

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                  • #24
                    go put mentos in the soda and you'll see, you'll see.
                    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                    Originally posted by Richard Creager
                    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by eehh View Post
                      http://www.ripethings.com/pranks/cupped/index.html

                      still nothing that beats that one..
                      actually
                      a little better

                      instead of those, get solo plastic cups and staple together

                      you have to remove the staple betore you can pick up to dump out
                      otherwise picking up a group is tough

                      best for smaller rooms

                      not exactly what you were goin for

                      markers and food coloring are fun... we put food coloring in a guys ears once and it was there for like 2 weeks, just because you cant scrub right to remove it

                      markers, just write whatever you want. classics include penises entering mouf and moustaches

                      oh yeah, some other good ones. we spraypainted a guys foot silver once. another time we took spray glue and glued porn to him. i think that might have been the same guy on the same night

                      hrm... oh yeah, guy passed out in his boxers in the hallway leaning on a wall and we threw wadded up kleenex around and some porn mags or something. he was embarassed and never asked about it

                      just some other random pranks that were pulled:
                      -fill shower heads with ground coffee
                      -turn group showers into huge fishtanks
                      -duct tape people to poles in the boxers but not very well so i fall off onto the concrete giving me a scar or 8 on my elbows, hands, and knees
                      -build a brick wall of cinderblocks infront of your RA's door and wrap it like a present


                      im full of em


                      1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                      • #26
                        When they fall asleep stick needles in their skin and rip as much skin as possible off, then hang them above a pool of boiling lemon juice and wake them up. Once awake, slowly lower them in.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Pummel View Post
                          When they fall asleep stick needles in their skin and rip as much skin as possible off, then hang them above a pool of boiling lemon juice and wake them up. Once awake, slowly lower them in.
                          whatever you say Takashi Miike.
                          Originally posted by Tone
                          Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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                          • #28
                            I have just been sucked into a bit of a prank war today, I asked a guy from work where his manzier was and then he screwed my tool box shut with one of my own tools.... in front of me.

                            So I was thinking of maybe buying a ken and Barbie doll and taking the ken head of and putting it on the body of the Barbie, . Some one called him beef-tits a week ago so I thought that might be fun.

                            I need some other ideas.

                            I work in a small welding shop. Every one has there own tool boxes.

                            And I have already done the painting his welding mask black so he couldn't see as he welded.
                            "Bilbo" SS is a sophisticated chat channel, nothing more.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Ace View Post
                              I have just been sucked into a bit of a prank war today, I asked a guy from work where his manzier was and then he screwed my tool box shut with one of my own tools.... in front of me.

                              So I was thinking of maybe buying a ken and Barbie doll and taking the ken head of and putting it on the body of the Barbie, . Some one called him beef-tits a week ago so I thought that might be fun.

                              I need some other ideas.

                              I work in a small welding shop. Every one has there own tool boxes.

                              And I have already done the painting his welding mask black so he couldn't see as he welded.
                              Kill him with a blowtorch.

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                              • #30
                                If you have a friend who talks about being an awesome driver all the time, and you want to see if he's full of shit. Try this.

                                When he's driving and you got some other buddies in the care, have one person there that the driver doesn't know as well. Tell the driver you all need to go meet someone first, and get him to drop you guys off somewhere that you can quickly be out of sight.

                                Then the plan begins, give it some time at first.. but then all at once, Fucking B-Line it to the car. Arms flailing, plenty of yelling and cursing, even bang on the hood yelling GO GO GO.

                                When we did this it was fucking funny. James was driving.. I got in and was saying "shit that cop TOTALLY saw us man" - Colin in a surprisingly convincing worried shout was like 'I cant beleive we just Killed that guy - what the fuck!" craig shouting' GO JAMES there coming after US! GOOOO.. and two other people doing similar..

                                He took out a 3 foot chunk of curb swinging his car out of parking, and went through 2 stop signs and a red before he realized why we were all laughing so hard. :P
                                7:Knockers> how'd you do it Paul?
                                7:Knockers> sex? money? power?
                                7:PaulOakenfold> *puts on sunglasses* *flies away*

                                1:vys> I EVEN TOLD MY MUM I WON A PIZZA

                                7:Knockers> the suns not yellow, its chicken
                                7:Salu> that's drug addict talk if i ever saw it

                                1:chuckle> im tired of seeing people get killed and other people just watching simply saying "MURDER. RACISM. BAD"
                                1:chuckle> ive watched the video twice now

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