Talk about Pandagirl in here!

[Saturn V]

Pandagirl has sex.

edit: Saturn didn't actually start this thread, I made it as a dump-pile for all the discussion in the college thread. - Facetious

[Pandagirl!]

1. I'm not a bookworm. I don't study at all and I don't pay attention in class. I just get good grades cuz I'm awesome.

2. True, I don't date, and yes, I am a virgin. But that's by choice. There are lots of guys that would kill to date me, but I made the choice that I don't want to date or have sex. I'm just a bonafide tease. I let guys know I won't date them straight up.

3. I'm only in college part time right now, but I'm definitely enjoying the few parties I can go to (since I still live at home and my parents are overprotective it's hard to go out). So yea, once I'm an actual freshman in college I'm going to enjoy the whole party scene a lot more. If it wasn't there I'd feel cheated - because once you're in college, for a lot of people it's the first time that you're on your own and you make your own rules. If I wasn't able to have limitless amounts of fun in that time while balancing my education, it would kind of suck.

4. British accents make me hawt.

[genocidal]

5 bucks says Panda turns into a sorority SLUT. I'm talking 10 dicks in one night. I'm talking double penetration every other night. I'm talking 15-man bukkake. Heard it here first.

[Squeezer]

5 bucks says Panda turns into a sorority SLUT. I'm talking 10 dicks in one night. I'm talking double penetration every other night. I'm talking 15-man bukkake. Heard it here first.

5 bucks says DTF turns out the same way.

[DoTheFandango]

I'll raise that 10 to say her tits are on CollegeHumor come next year.

5 bucks says DTF turns out the same way.

Yeah, motherfucker's gotta make money.

[Jerome Scuggs]

5 bucks says Panda turns into a sorority SLUT. I'm talking 10 dicks in one night. I'm talking double penetration every other night. I'm talking 15-man bukkake. Heard it here first.

I hate to be knocking you, panda, but what gen predicts here, i'm also tossing down some e-cred on this bet. All my straight edge friends are alcoholics, all my vegan friends eat at steakhouses, the self-righteous christians are... well, take your pick: drug addicts, perverts, homosexuals. One of my girlfriends in high school, we never hooked up cause she was a prude; two weeks ago she sucked two dicks. At the same time.

Generally, I find that the more radical someone is about some moral or choice, the harder they fall the other way if they ever slip up. That's why I've always been so-so: I used to not drink, now I drink. Big deal.

Edit: I also find this works in reverse: people who used to be smackheads are now spiritual and sober. So perhaps you've already made your change - were you, uh, ever... you know... show me on the carebear avatar where he touched you.

[Squeezer]

I'll raise that 10 to say his tits are on CollegeHumor come next year.

ahem.

[Voth]

Pandagirl has sex.

fuck yeah

like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

[Voth]

There are lots of guys that would kill to date me

quote of the year

my dick is going limp just thinking about it

[DoTheFandango]

Maybe in Ruralsville, Ohio she's a rarity -- but here on the east coast girls like her are a dime a dozen. (DONT LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD. GIRLS LIKE YOU ARE A DIME A DOZEN, A DIME A DOZEN HE SAID.)

[Pandagirl!]

Lol wooow this thread has gotten off topic.

I can see where all of you are coming from though, and I don't doubt the validity of SOME of the statements. Some are a bit extreme though

Looking through my old posts I can't believe I'm even the same person anymore. I'm finding myself more and more liberal every day. It's kind of like a slingshot effect. My parents were and still are so overprotective of me that once I was able to rebel, I did. Little by little I'm rebelling more and more. They think I'm at work - but I'm actually out partying. Little things like that. Because they held me back all my life, once I was able to afford my own things and drive myself with my own car, I went from being able to do nothing to being able to do anything I wanted.

I know what Jerome is talking about too. I used to tell myself I'd never drink - then I ended up with alcohol poisoning from going way too far on my birthday (it was fun though!!).

I probably wouldn't say no to smoking pot once or twice in college or something, but I wouldn't let it become a habit. And it's true - I don't go to church as often as I used to and I'm a lot less religious than I used to be. However, the one thing about myself that I value is my virginity. That's the one thing that I won't ever compromise until I'm married. I think it's the one thing that sets me apart from the other girls, and I don't plan to give that up. Sorry guys.

[Jeenyuss]

fifty bucks it's someone from subspace to pop her cherry.

[DoTheFandango]

I'm just having some light hearted fun. I hope it doesn't come off any other way. I thought it would be offset by the Taking Back Sunday lyrics.

Anyhow, I have plenty of friends who are just like Pandagirl, and I actually think its admirable. Of course, I also have friends who have anonymous sex and use inter-venous drugs. It takes all kinds

Ah, suburbia.

[Pandagirl!]

Well I only got really plastered on one birthday, which was my last one, when I turned 17.

I don't really remember much of the night, but some of the guys I hung out with had a laugh about it next time I saw them.

From what I remember I had 3-4 beers, 17 shots, a few jello shots, and a two story beer bong. This was in a span of like 3 hours, and let's remember the fact that I'm pretty little.

Apparently my parents came and got me and brought me home, which is probably a good thing because when I woke up I was totally naked lying on my bed.

[Voth]

From what I remember I had 3-4 beers, 17 shots, a few jello shots, and a two story beer bong. This was in a span of like 3 hours, and let's remember the fact that I'm pretty little.

You're either:

a. lying
b. lying
c. lying
d. all of the above


you have no idea what you're talking about you stupid fuck, 17 shots you'd be fucking demolished, like to the point of.. demolished