Talk about Pandagirl in here!

[Voth]

There are lots of guys that would kill to date me

quote of the year

my dick is going limp just thinking about it

[Voth]

Pandagirl has sex.

fuck yeah

like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

[Squeezer]

I'll raise that 10 to say his tits are on CollegeHumor come next year.

ahem.

[Jerome Scuggs]

5 bucks says Panda turns into a sorority SLUT. I'm talking 10 dicks in one night. I'm talking double penetration every other night. I'm talking 15-man bukkake. Heard it here first.

I hate to be knocking you, panda, but what gen predicts here, i'm also tossing down some e-cred on this bet. All my straight edge friends are alcoholics, all my vegan friends eat at steakhouses, the self-righteous christians are... well, take your pick: drug addicts, perverts, homosexuals. One of my girlfriends in high school, we never hooked up cause she was a prude; two weeks ago she sucked two dicks. At the same time.

Generally, I find that the more radical someone is about some moral or choice, the harder they fall the other way if they ever slip up. That's why I've always been so-so: I used to not drink, now I drink. Big deal.

Edit: I also find this works in reverse: people who used to be smackheads are now spiritual and sober. So perhaps you've already made your change - were you, uh, ever... you know... show me on the carebear avatar where he touched you.

[DoTheFandango]

I'll raise that 10 to say her tits are on CollegeHumor come next year.

5 bucks says DTF turns out the same way.

Yeah, motherfucker's gotta make money.

[Squeezer]

5 bucks says Panda turns into a sorority SLUT. I'm talking 10 dicks in one night. I'm talking double penetration every other night. I'm talking 15-man bukkake. Heard it here first.

5 bucks says DTF turns out the same way.

[genocidal]

5 bucks says Panda turns into a sorority SLUT. I'm talking 10 dicks in one night. I'm talking double penetration every other night. I'm talking 15-man bukkake. Heard it here first.

[Pandagirl!]

1. I'm not a bookworm. I don't study at all and I don't pay attention in class. I just get good grades cuz I'm awesome.

2. True, I don't date, and yes, I am a virgin. But that's by choice. There are lots of guys that would kill to date me, but I made the choice that I don't want to date or have sex. I'm just a bonafide tease. I let guys know I won't date them straight up.

3. I'm only in college part time right now, but I'm definitely enjoying the few parties I can go to (since I still live at home and my parents are overprotective it's hard to go out). So yea, once I'm an actual freshman in college I'm going to enjoy the whole party scene a lot more. If it wasn't there I'd feel cheated - because once you're in college, for a lot of people it's the first time that you're on your own and you make your own rules. If I wasn't able to have limitless amounts of fun in that time while balancing my education, it would kind of suck.

4. British accents make me hawt.

[Saturn V]

Pandagirl has sex.

edit: Saturn didn't actually start this thread, I made it as a dump-pile for all the discussion in the college thread. - Facetious