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I really want to make fun of you for being a nerd and thinking that anyone named Mike must be ZeUs!!... but I thought the exact same thing so -
my buddy is 22 and narrowly avoided a drama train wreck with his younger sisters best friend...she's 17 and one night they ended up in the basement alone. As they were making out she felt the need to tell him she'll be 17 for like 6 more months so he said he got creeped out and ended up with only a handjobOriginally posted by Nickname View PostMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Well my boyfriend is two years older than me, so it's alright if I let NN have some fun too.
Well I totally didn't know Jerome was my myspace friend. And I couldn't think of a title for the bulletin and I saw a thread with "Moar butz" so that became the title.
And oh em gee NN, give me your facebook!Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
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dating older/younger is always crappy. i dated a senior or junior every year of highschool, and the college bit was always a sad time.
anyways, i'm tossing down some street cred on losing her virginity within the year, assuming the guy is willing to wait that long and doesn't bail out.Comment
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hahahahahahah. There was a girl I liked once whos birthday was coming up. i was thinking of pursuing it (i had just turned 22, and she was turning 18, so it was 4 years) and she was one of my buddys little sisters...then it dawned on me...she wasn't turning 18, she was turning 17...so she was really 16.Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
Back away...not today...disco ladyThe only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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i have no idea how to do that... uhh...just add my name?Originally posted by Pandagirl! View Post
edit: yeah, i have no idea, i looked at your myspace looking for like an email to look up and didn't find one, so i have no idea. Theres over 500 'Sherr' 's and thats assuming you didn't go with sherrie...i'm not looking through all that
The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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yea I assume it's gotta be awkward as hell feelin up some boobs as the girl tells you she won't be legal for at least 6 monthsOriginally posted by Nickname View Post
I made fun of him so much for a straight week, it was glorious
you can turn almost anything into a pedo jokeMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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yeah, we didn't get that far, thank god, coulda been ugly.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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TELL US THE FUCKING StORY ATYEYRFHDR#RWYHDSDGFADEF!!!!!!!!!!!!fff!!Originally posted by Nickname View PostOriginally posted by ToneComment
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kids nuts are going to explode soon enough.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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Originally posted by Nickname View Post
Two thoughts:
- That's still legal here in Canada.
- This thread needs more Bilbo jokes.
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I was kind of hoping for you to post when I saw DTF's comment :grin:My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Age of consent is 14 in Ontario dude.Originally posted by Nickname View PostEpinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
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nobody latching onto the fact it was my good buddies little sister? Thats a bigger deal than her age.
this, for the record, not related to 'the story'The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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I saw that NN, but that's a merit badge in my book.Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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