The shit poetry thread

[ZeUs!!]

Post your musings

[Pummel]

Zeus is gay
He's a cockmongler of today
Hiphip-hooray

[Facetious]

pummel, he's only sixteen
and i know im being mean
but for every pummel post
what i want to do most
is make him drink from the latrine

pummel's got nothing to say
still posts sixty three times a day
the only thing i want
out of this little taunt
is for pummel to stop posting in every goddamn thread adding absolutely nothing its fucking annoying as shit, jesus christ, and xog too

[Emaho]

Not even going to try
Bye bye

[Xog]

Not even going to try
Bye bye

Damn, your skill is SUPER
Even makes people who are UBER
Feel less alive than GOOBER

You didn't even try
Yet u make people cry
In the realization they can't even pry
Through the skill of your uninteneded scry.

[Jerome Scuggs]

hello, internet
i come to you today
to post in a weird thread
and hope it doesnt turn gay

why, do you ask?
oh you shall see,
once the "butz" start flying,
don't blame me.

memes, memes, they're everywhere,
old and new alike,
please god make them stop,
i'd rather bang a dyke.

butz! -2ez-! the list goes on,
and will they ever end?
well, dear tw, i'm afraid
this is a lengthy trend.



holy shit! what's that i see,
a pirate-baby or baby-pirate?
soon it will be all the rage,
and noone can deny it.

[Galleleo]

There was a women from nagzenda
and she always played with a inabenda
she was....

creative juices stopped flowing.

[Jerome Scuggs]

mantree
tree of man
mantree
tree of man
mantree
not quite flan
mantree
tree of man

[HeavenSent]

Tracing ancestors to find the core
History answers confused in war
Erasing bloodlines from the well
Scenes of valor, our fathers fell
Hiding starving eating their boots
Inventory lacking bullets to shoot
Taking hope for peace in the end
Pleas of strength to push & defend
Omit your fears, take courage in faith
Every honor accordingly placed
Truth be your guide, aim straight & true
Remember the stories passed on to you
Youth bearing arms among the seasoned
Tainted logic with no rhyme or reason
Hearts grow cold in the mist of battle
Retreat is not an option, the enemy must rattle
Enslaved, depraved & driven with a purpose
Accepting our fate to
Defeat the hate is anything but worthless

[Jerome Scuggs]

that's actually pretty neat, heavensent, as far as being 3 different writing atyles at once

[HeavenSent]

that's actually pretty neat, heavensent, as far as being 3 different writing atyles at once

Thanks.. I was thinking about seeing that movie 300 while writing it.

[RoDNeY]

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