Battle Thread

[Psychoskip]

Hey guys...all u EMCEES out there...tear it up..<inspired by ?chat=battlechat>


SUP ALL MY HOMIES PLAYIN SUBSPACE,
to Randedl with the f-d up PUG face
To all the cocky vets, ownin it up
you have no life so best play it up
to orty, with the funny ass names
we both got banned, aint it lame
it aint lame, its a damn shame
me and orty were havin fun
but no pain no gain
3 days without subspace will be some pain
SPHONK SAYS "LOOK AT THE NAME U WERE USING"
i SAID "WTF, LOOK AT THE POWERS UR ABUSING"
First u axe method then u ban me up
gimme a 1 on 1 and see i dont tear u up
Im picking a fight i cant win
Im saying things that come from within
Too many egotistics im going ballistic
im sick of it with all its sh-t thats it im out
i quit

[Psychoskip]

LOL..i dunno what i was thinkin...just bored i quess...NEWS FLASH: its 7 days. oh well i had it comin

[Jessus]

Re: Battle Thread

Originally posted by Psychoskip

SUP ALL MY HOMIES PLAYIN SUBSPACE,
to Randedl with the f-d up PUG face
To all the cocky vets, ownin it up
you have no life so best play it up
to orty, with the funny ass names
we both got banned, aint it lame
it aint lame, its a damn shame
me and orty were havin fun
but no pain no gain
3 days without subspace will be some pain
SPHONK SAYS "LOOK AT THE NAME U WERE USING"
i SAID "WTF, LOOK AT THE POWERS UR ABUSING"
First u axe method then u ban me up
gimme a 1 on 1 and see i dont tear u up
Im picking a fight i cant win
Im saying things that come from within
Too many egotistics im going ballistic
im sick of it with all its sh-t thats it im out
i quit

Good one ^_^

[adam]

my name is adam
i like cheese
play subspace on under 90mhz
your comp will freeze
fear my rhymes, recognize my rap
you know you know that im all that
yo yo word what up DAWG


nerd rap 4 life

[Psychoskip]

Adam..

UR nerd raps r wack
its a fact
ur girl gets lack of sack
i make this pact
with such skill and tact
to not let you react
till ur mind gets smacked
i dont recognize ur rap
cuz its a slap of sap
id rather
fart and frap
and cap and tap
on ur mom and paps lap
u get no slack
go run a track
go smoke a pack
cause u suck a sack
i dont wanna hear no
yackedy yack
so dont come back

im dumb :P

[Melufa]

Here's my rap!

STOP

[Psychoskip]

that sucked

[Wreckless MiG]

my name is mig.
and sucks does my sig.
im stupid white boy.
artificial as soy.
thats the height of my rapping.
and now to kazaa to begin fapping.

[Blast]

Originally posted by Psychoskip
that sucked

It was actually pretty awesome.

[Andy Rooney]

I can't rap. Does that mean I am a bad person?

[Pearl Jam]

WIGGITY TO THE WHACK

I roll with the yellowbird.

[Jason]

Number one: HAHAHAHAHA INSANE! Two more thumbs up Peej.

Number two: Someone get Kid Kaos in here so he can take notes.

[edit]I forgot to bust a fat rhyme. Here goes:

it's friday night
me and the boys jump in the cadillac
cruisin for babes
my escalade turns into a caddyshack
one fly bitch for each one of my arms
i'm rubbin that ass just like my lucky charms
she tries to speak
but I halt the discussion
we won't have words til I had my fuckin
she's bouncin and jumpin
clawin my chest
but I got mine and I fondled her breasts

when it came time to take her home
i told my boys to get lost and I braved it alone
lookin like a one-manned vehicle
i'm gettin roooooad head
ain't much longer til we're shakin heeeeer bed
I love it when you do that thing with your tongue
and also when you leave them straps undone
skirt, excellent, easy access
can't believe the beatin we puttin on this mattress

Ok, I've run out of rhyme for now. I'll finish it later. [/edit]

[Beef Lo Mein]

Re: WIGGITY TO THE WHACK

Originally posted by Pearl Jam
I roll with the yellowbird.

Nice rides! I smell turbos on those cars. Is that your car club or one you belong to?

[Jason]

Re: Re: WIGGITY TO THE WHACK

Originally posted by Beef Lo Mein
Nice rides! I smell turbos on those cars. Is that your car club or one you belong to?

For your sake and mine, please tell me you're joking...

[orty]

Yo yo mc orty in da hizouse

from the yellowbird picture that i got
i think the one on the far left is hot
the cars look like they can go over 100 mph
and zoom zoom from here to the eifle tower
wiggity yo , figgity foe, eeny meany miny moe
wiggity zoom zoom miggity looma loom
i like to spank my wiener in the baff-room

no applause please..thank you