i murdered mr incredible because i like chocolate

[RoDNeY]

Pick the month you were born:

January- I murdered
February- I slapped
March- I had sex with
April- I looked at
May- I masturbated with
June- I slept with
July- I laughed at
August- I stabbed
September- I shot
October- I made love to
November- I wrestled
December- I jizzed on

Now pick the day of your birth

1. A prostitute
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend
3. A Woman with HIV
4. A sexy Girl
5. Santa Clause
6. A playboy bunny
7. A married mom
8. My stuffed bunny
9. Your mom
10. The Easter Bunny
11. A football player
12. The devil
13. An asian
14. My teacher
15. The Rock
16. A DVD player
17. A porn Star
18. The phone
19. My computer
20. Your house
21. The tape measurer
22. The Lamp
23. The pope
24. Governor Swartenegar
25. Mr. Incredible
26. A transvestite
27. A pencil sharpener
28. Your hot sister
29. George Bush
30. A tape recorder
31. The printer

Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name

A- Because I like chocolate
B- Because I was bored
C- Because my pants were on too tight
D- Because Fruit cakes fly
E- Because my heart is two sizes too small
F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas
G- Because I like eggs
H- Because the world will end tomorrow
I- Because I slit my wrists
J- Because I dont have a bf/gf
K- Because I like football
L- Because I was high
M- Because I was drunk
N- Because my mom told me to
O- Because I am a homosexual
P- Because Im lonely
Q- Because my parents fight a lot
R- Because Im horny
S- Because I want to commit suicide
T- Because I hate school
U- Because I need to masturbate
V- Because I love slumber parties
W- Because it calms me
X- Because I like brownies
Y- Because I like to spoon
Z- Because I was drunk


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[Mr. 420]

April- I looked at
20. Your house
L- Because I was high

niiiceee

[Dack Falu]

I shot a tape recorder because I'm horny.

[Jeansi]

I murdered - Your mom - Because my mom told me to.

I win.

[Troll King]

I had sex with your mom because I need to masturbate.


That one didn't quite make sense.

[LoGGi!]

I wrestled The phone Because I want to commit suicide

[genocidal]

I had sex with the Pope because I want to commit suicide.

Hope there are some Catholics in the house - nothing gives me more pleasure than making fun of the Pope around devout Catholics. What a coincidence.

[H I M]

I made love to the pope because I was drunk.

Oh fuck that wasn't a dream.

[Galleleo]

I murdered your hot sister because I am horny.

Makes sense.

[Zeebu]

I masturbated with a porn star because I was high.

[Nickname]

I laughed at an asian because I was high

[gran guerrero]

I shot your mom because I need to masturbate

[Pandagirl!]

I wrestled a sexy girl because I wanted to commit suicide.

[NaiLed]

i slapped the easter bunny because i like to spoon

[duel pasta]

I masturbated with a tape recorder because i was drunk

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