i murdered mr incredible because i like chocolate

[Pressure Drop]

I jizzed on A football player Because my mom told me to


sigh ...

why couldn't it be something like

I played with a cute kitten cuase i'm a nice guy

or something

[Troll King]

I had sex with your mom because I need to masturbate.

Take a hint people

[PH]

I jizzed on a porn star because I want to commit suicide.

[Aquatiq]

I jizzed on a tape recorder because I'm horny.

I laughed at an asian because I was high

rofl

[gran guerrero]

I jizzed on a porn star because I want to commit suicide.

dangerous move ph!

[Squeezer]

I wrestled the Devil because I like chocolate.

[Pummel]

I wrestled a porn star because I was drunk.

[D1st0rt]

I jizzed on the devil because he fucked up my dinner reservations (and because im a homosexual)

[Xog]

I jizzed on the devil because he fucked up my dinner reservations (and because im a homosexual)

I knew it

[D1st0rt]

stay the fuck back

[Xog]

*smiles deviously*

[Edify]

I made love to A sexy Girl Because I like chocolate.

[Twerp]

I slept with A playboy bunny Because my heart is two sizes too small.

$$

[Emaho]

July- I laughed at
1. A prostitute
A- Because I like chocolate

I really did.

[project dragon]

I laughed at a pencil sharpener because I like football.