Name One... TWO!

[Emaho]

Goddess on 555-465-WHALE. That's W.H.A.L.E.

Name one time you said something really embarrassing.

[Volcs]

I called a guy at work named "Clint" Clit on his first day


Name one song that won't gtfo of your head.

[Aquatiq]

Janet Jackson's Velvet Rope.

Name one smilie that should be used more often.

[Emaho]

I assume you meant smiley so i'll go with that.

SNORLAX! ^_________________________________^


Name a celeb you would like to stab in the face!

[phata$$]

Carson Daly. Fuck that stupid bitch.

Name one nickname you give your penis/vagina.

[Emaho]

Schlangen

Name one really big lie you've told your friend(s).

[gran guerrero]

that i am gay, and its ok for the ladies to take their clothes off in front of me.

name one good ointment for this black eye...

[Pummel]

Mercury

Name one very famous african dance.

[Lizard Fuel]

Rain Dance

Name one thing you would do if you found Pummel taking a nap

[Squeezer]

Shit in his mouth, then tie him up and repeatedly burn cigarettes into his arm until he began crying. Then I'd beat the shit out of his mouth before I shot him in both knee caps and cut off 4 of his 10 fingers (randomly chosen of course). After that, I'd put his balls in a blender and start it. Next, I'd put him in my car before lighting it on fire and pushing it off the side of a cliff. I would then piss over the side of the cliff just for measure.

Name one emberassing body function you're guilty of commiting during sex.

[phata$$]

Sneezing. <_<

Name one martial art you would use to defend yourself from a super monkey ball.

[gran guerrero]

muay thai

name one reason why tony jaa owns

[Squeezer]

muay thai

name one reason why tony jaa owns

He's the new Jet Li, but better/younger.

Name one Michael Jackson song I should listen to. (Right now I'm digging "Will You Be There")

[Volcs]

He's the new Jet Li, but better/younger.

Name one Michael Jackson song I should listen to. (Right now I'm digging "Will You Be There")

Rock with you


Name one tv show you wish hadn't been cancelled.

[phata$$]

'Happy Birthday Lisa'

EDIT: Arrested Development. Hands down.

Name one non-pornographic movie you have shamefully masterbated to.

EDIT: FFS VOLCS. :P