Quick french lesson ...

[T3l Ca7]

I am in Paris right now and I know very limited French, someone quickly teach me some French

Just some basic stuff like

Bonjour = Hello

Merci = Thank you

I am in the city for a couple of hours and I can't find a bathroom :/

[Jones]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_language#Samples

[Emaho]

Volle vou cou che avec moi

un elephant ça trompe sa trompe
un elephant ça trompe énormément Trompe, trompe, trompe

or something like that

[ZeUs!!]

Tirez-moi dans le visage



Shoot me in the face

[CrvenBan]

je suis un petit lapin blanc






Edit PS:
let me stick my tongue down your throat, that's all the french you'll ever need


Edit (Slight Return):
Yes, I know it's TelCat and yes, I'd still hit it.

[Ignominy]

Mésanges ou OLBD

Telcat's mésanges

[Galleleo]

Volle vou cou che avec moi

Voulez vous couche (not sure about that one) avec moi.

[gran guerrero]

je suis un petit lapin blanc






Edit PS:
let me stick my tongue down your throat, that's all the french you'll ever need


Edit (Slight Return):
Yes, I know it's TelCat and yes, I'd still hit it.

I am a short white rabbit?

I took french for 3 years and what you said is not what you said it was in your edit!

[HeavenSent]

oui

pronounced owweee

[Pummel]

Bonjour, le sac de merde.


Say that to people.

[T3l Ca7]

You guys are happy a bit too fast, you forgot I am still in Europe and will be here for 2 more months. There is a possibility that if you upset me excessively I will come to your house and make your toliet to floor, your cat to fly over your neighbours roof and your granny to tremble with fears.

[hint]I went to Italy 2 weeks ago, I might or might not have joined the Mafia.[/hint]

love

-Tel

[Ewan]

Volle vou cou che avec moi

Voulez vous couché avec moi

Also, Je suis un poisson is always a winner.

[Pummel]

You guys are happy a bit too fast, you forgot I am still in Europe and will be here for 2 more months. There is a possibility that if you upset me excessively I will come to your house and make your toliet to floor, your cat to fly over your neighbours roof and your granny to tremble with fears.

[hint]I went to Italy 2 weeks ago, I might or might not have joined the Mafia.[/hint]

love

-Tel

Excuse my french but..

FUCK YOU

[schope]

Les mésanges ou obtient la baise hors

[Squeezer]

just show em your tits. It got our attention for a while.