Quick french lesson ...

[Fit of Rage]

Un cafe au lait, c'est vous plait. (Oon ca-fey, see voo play, one coffee please)

Où e le W.C.? (oo-ey lay dooblevay say?, where is the bathroom?)

[0rb]

donne-moi ton vagine. -give me your vagina.

quelle heure est-il? -what time is it?

peux tu me montrer la sal-de-bain, où ont pourraient se nourrir avec nos liquides internes pour quelques heures? -Will you show me the washroom, where we could nourish ourselves with our internal fluids for a couple hours?

dégoutant -disgusting

horloge -clock

tu est une sale putain -you're a dirty whore

salupe -bitch
salaud -bastard

enough for one day...

[SEAL]

How ez is it to smuggle the cakes from Amsterdam to London?

"cakes from amsterdam" are kind of suspicious at the airport.

I'dd rather suggest just take some weed/hash with you and make that cake yourself at home. You can seal it, surround it by parfume, seal it again and hide id in a pair of sneakers in the suitcase for example.

[NL>TERMINATOR]

"cakes from amsterdam" are kind of suspicious at the airport.

I'dd rather suggest just take some weed/hash with you and make that cake yourself at home. You can seal it, surround it by parfume, seal it again and hide id in a pair of sneakers in the suitcase for example.

Suitcases will be opened by "you know the airport people -_-".
Doesn't matter what lock there is on it, they got there tricks.

[Ignominy]

Are you that desperate for cooz?

yes because since I have a penis that's all I can think about, and telcat's eccentricities are not curious to me at all

[Squeezer]

yes because since I have a penis that's all I can think about, and telcat's eccentricities are not curious to me at all

fair enough, I just don't think you'll find many others that share that curiosity on these forums.

[paradise!]

yes because since I have a penis that's all I can think about, and telcat's eccentricities are not curious to me at all

why are u hitting on telcat. end of story.

[Ignominy]

fair enough, I just don't think you'll find many others that share that curiosity on these forums.

I honestly didn't have it until like 30 seconds before I posted that

[Emaho]

Igno + Tel Cat

The new Rudy + Jacklyn?
But how?

Discuss.

[Xog]

The new Rudy + Jacklyn?
But how?

Discuss.

For the sake of trenchwars, please.. do NOT go there.

[SEAL]

Suitcases will be opened by "you know the airport people -_-".
Doesn't matter what lock there is on it, they got there tricks.

Re-read what i wrote. So you think "they" open every single suitcase and turn them inside out, looking in every posible sock?There are so many tricks, that dogs won't smell. As long as you don't use big amounts.

Since I've flown easely over twenty times to Britain (not counting singles of course), I know it would work. But of course I would not ever smuggle anything, so it's all theory :fear:

[T3l Ca7]

UK customs love going through the baggage and items from those traveling from Amsterdam to London.

UK/US/Australian Customs love going through baggages and items, full stop. I, on the other hand, love to overload my luggage with small items. Sometimes I just enjoy watching customs trying to close my suitcase for me. It could be hard at times since I love to over stuff my case with clothes and shoes. Sometimes I have to sit on it in order to close it.

Did I tell you that I love small luggage bags - coz the smaller it is the more convenient it would be!

Re-read what i wrote. So you think "they" open every single suitcase and turn them inside out, looking in every posible sock?There are so many tricks, that dogs won't smell. As long as you don't use big amounts.

Since I've flown easely over twenty times to Britain (not counting singles of course), I know it would work. But of course I would not ever smuggle anything, so it's all theory :fear:

Dogs can be annoying at the times. Customs tend to pick hungrey, attention seeking dogs for bag smelling purpose. Once in Sydney airport, a dog caught me staring at it (it was a cute dog), it came towards me and started to sniff my bag. The other time I had a normal muffin in my bag when I was waiting to claim my check in baggage, this overweight beagle came around and started to sniff my bag, I think it was hungrey or something, it just kept on sniffing. Then I was told to get all my luggages checked and ended with a huge wet patch on my bag.