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So last night I was balls deep in this Russian bitch...
Ow jerome you say? oh.. ok
Ow jerome you say? oh.. ok
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So last night, I was balls deep in Jerome's girlfriend..Originally posted by JeenyussComment
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T minus X daysThe only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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sSPIll THE FUCKING BEANS ALREASYDGSDGgfdhgfhgfdhfgjhgkjjhg,mmental nbrekaondownOriginally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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what does that shit involve, a corkscrew motion and a banana?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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current threads about nickname:2
panda:1
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I'm winning bitches.
so lets let something slip in this story. maybe say a few lines at a time, and see where we go.
So psycho bitch throws me to the ground (on a blowup bed) and immediatly goes for my pants. I'm as drunk as drunk can be, drunk enough that they had to wake me up after passing out so that i can go passout somewhere else, anyways, she throws me down, rips off my belt (and i mean rips, she broke it) and in my very slow drunken brain the thought that goes through my head was (and i swear) "what the hell is she doing, i thought i was gonna sleep, OMG, my pants are off!!! ... ... awesome, she wants me"
to be continuedThe only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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wow im so into the story already i have a semi-erectionthe price is right, bitch.Comment
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my computer is brokenLast edited by Zeebu; 03-27-2007, 02:27 PM.
1996 Minnesota State Pooping ChampionComment
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Waiting for NN's full confessionComment
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yeah, get to the titties.Originally posted by ToneComment
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you know i logged on today, played half a game of base, a javduel and ate cashews....
the cashews were the best part.
ummm, titties? I guess I shoulda described her. She is/was (i assume shes not dead) about 5'4" which sucks, even though i love short girls, my back doesn't (i'm 6'6"). Shes thin, without being to thin, you know what i mean, you can see the last few ribs, but not all of them. Shes got a great rack, not that big, but extremely perky. Deep brown eyes, freckles on the nose (who doesn't love that?) looks kinda pixie-ish. Pussycat doll haircut (thats what i call it, the one with the bangs/hair over the top of her head? like straight down her back...i didn't explain that well). and she was perfectly shaven. God bless her, except for her psychoness.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerComment
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fuck that Mark Twain bullshit, we're not here for a novel
what happened
did it involve you shitting on her chest and her grandmother walking in
why the hell haven't you spilled the beans yet
you're dragging this shit out like only a woman would, bro
if I wanted foreplay I'd visit Squeezer's woman for awhile, the truth will set you freeMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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this story has way too much hype and is destined to be half-assed
the "sex blog" also isn't helping
there better be some no-bullshit-king-gheedorah-take-me-to-yo-leader type aliens coming out this hussy's sweet butterscotch snatch, then you play teatherball with the aliens to determine whether they colonize the moon
that's what the fuck i'm talking aboutPLEASE, DON'T BE MISGUIDED...YA BITIN'. AND I'MA HAVE TA DIS YA, UNDERSTAND MISTA?
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the quicker i hear it the quicker i can move on to more important matters
like why you're such a bitch~My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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