thread where ilya stares at his accounting book in the library for 6 hours

[Nickname]

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[Ewan]

If one of the heads wants to masturbate, but uses other head's hand, would that make her a lesbian ?

Only if she puts it in her mouth afterwards.

I've always wondered, for stuff like crapping and pissing, which controls the release? And do they both have control of both arms, do they kinda fight over control like when you have too mice plugged in to one computer?.

Also, if they are brought to orgasm, do they both experience it? It'd be pretty shitty if only one did, the other would be so jealous.

[NaiLed]

what if one commits a crime and has to go to prison

[Ilya]

so many questions... just ask them!!

"Were just two people stuck togther. We dont mind if you mail to talk to us, just as long as your not creppy! And if you want to talk to a certain person just say which one. Please. We dont mind if you ask us questions!!"

i think you guys might be a little creepy, though

for those of you in america, the TLC documentary about them is gonna be on again sunday at 8 and 11 EST.. as someone whos seen it before, trust me.. its awesome


i just took my 1st shit in like 2.5 days. it was glorious

[paradise!]

lol............................dude honestly so many questions. kinda like that matt damon movie stuck on you. where they finally get removed. but yeah what if one feels suicidal and wants to shoot herself? what if one dies then like wtf u carry around a dead person. what if like one is having sex, does the other close her eyes or does the person want sex with one of them, even tho they could share vaginas.

[Nickname]

i've never given it any thought, but i guess i wonder now, does one control one arm and one control the other? if not thats gotta suck for whichever one has the useless head.

[Ilya]

nick thats the one question that we know an answer to, actually

yes, each one controls one arm and one leg

they said when they drive, the left girl is in charge of breaking and turn signals and the right girl is in charge of gas and the radio

[Ilya]

this thread was supposed to be about me staring at my accounting book in the library for 6 hours

god... you get 2 heads and you automatically get double the attention

fucking whores

[eehh]

fuckin hell. i always thought trolls where hairy

[DoTheFandango]

ass.
hi_ilyaz

[Ilya]

double chin man is back

have any of you worked as a restocker at your university library? god it seems like the most depressing fucked up job ever

its pretty cool to have one of those jobs where you just sit at the reception desk and just play on the computer, but god if you have to walk around the fucking library around a billion books touching everything its so depressing

i was just in the elevator with one of them and it seemed like he hasnt left this place in years

you'd think they have sex in between the book rows or something, but then you look at them and remember that they don't have sex.

[Ilya]

sup boo

[DoTheFandango]

double chin man is back

have any of you worked as a restocker at your university library? god it seems like the most depressing fucked up job ever

its pretty cool to have one of those jobs where you just sit at the reception desk and just play on the computer, but god if you have to walk around the fucking library around a billion books touching everything its so depressing

i was just in the elevator with one of them and it seemed like he hasnt left this place in years

you'd think they have sex in between the book rows or something, but then you look at them and remember that they don't have sex.

my dad used to talk about the UConn librarians/stockers and how he would limit conversation to minimums, because he knew one day they would have a hit list and he didn't want to be on it.

[Ilya]

my dad used to talk about the UConn librarians/stockers and how he would limit conversation to minimums, because he knew one day they would have a hit list and he didn't want to be on it.

yeah.. i was like "what floor?" and he didnt answer me, he just slowly moved over and pressed the button and i go "its so nice outside, huh?" and he half-nodded

fucking nazi, thats what he is.

im strongly considering relocating to the law library. they have nice lights

[Nickname]

did you have eye sex with that chick from last night?