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  • #16
    dunno if this happened to anyone else.

    but i just popped a boner <_<

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    • #17
      i do that all the time when i walk by the elementary school....


      wait did i type that out loud
      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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      • #18
        No, you were pretty much silent typing that..
        Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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        • #19
          Vehicles sig reflect Trench Wars staff at it's best ^-^
          And Da1's sigs always rule _/\o/ Da1andonly _o/\_

          Galles Michael Jordan/Jackson mixup is a classic also!

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          • #20
            ph isn't funny
            USS Banana after years of superior jav play has amassed 17999 kills, he is 1 kill away from 18k, Type ?go Javs FOR A GAME OF HUNT (no scorereset) -Kim
            ---A few minutes later---
            9:cool koen> you scorereseted
            9:Kim> UM
            9:Kim> i didn't
            9:cool koen> hahahahahahaha
            9:ph <ZH>> LOOOOL
            9:Stargazer <ER>> WHO FUCKING SCORERESET
            9:pascone> lol?

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            • #21
              hahahaha oh wow
              f

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              • #22
                BAM__Ashlee does not seem like a very enjoyable person in that log
                Originally posted by Ward
                OK.. ur retarded case closed

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Jeansi View Post
                  I was ~heartbroken when jerownage.txt dissappeared together with mechanized.us

                  Thanks darlin!
                  some dickface domain company is willing to give me m.us back for a mere $5,000
                  NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                  internet de la jerome
                  because the internet | hazardous

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by D1st0rt View Post
                    Pretty much anything I say ever is golden

                    Here's ownage.txt, and a classic episode of cent, ph and myself raggin on ashlee
                    I was going to show the first link to my girlfriend but certain quotes would throw her off

                    haha, ?message-spamming cent was my favorite thing ever (line 934)
                    NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

                    internet de la jerome
                    because the internet | hazardous

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                    • #25
                      no real entries yet
                      The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                      Originally posted by Richard Creager
                      All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Ewan View Post
                        ph isn't funny
                        I am crying internet tears.
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                        Originally posted by the_paul
                        Gargle battery acid fuckface
                        Originally posted by Material Girl
                        I tried downloading a soundcard

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                        • #27
                          oh fuck you
                          5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                          5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                          5: Da1andonly> =((
                          5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                          5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                          5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Jerome Scuggs View Post
                            haha, ?message-spamming cent was my favorite thing ever (line 934)
                            lol the book of rage, having a redhead made that show much better than the original
                            USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                            • #29
                              Nickname - the 3rd best thing in the world.

                              NExt to: 1. Sex 2. taking a really big shit...

                              these 2 are interchangeable.
                              There once was a man from Nantucket.

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                              • #30
                                Hows This?

                                "The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that's the day you start to the top." -O.J. Simpson

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