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  • #1

    Nickname needs a new signature

    my old one, though awesome, is now very old, i need a new signature. Only serious applicatiosn considered. Winner will be chosen by the weekend.

    Anything goes, beyong breaking forum rules, if it's funny or i like it i'll put it up, make fun of you're fellow twer and it might make my sig.
    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

    Originally posted by Richard Creager
    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.
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  • #2
    Nickname needs to stop posting so much, or else I'll never catch up.
    Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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    • #3
      browse random logs, and search for certain people known to be funny or certain chats known to be good. Needs some trying I guess but it just might be worth it, plus you'll get a few good laughs!
      5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
      5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
      5: Da1andonly> =((
      5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
      5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
      5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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      • #4
        I haven't logged a quote in ages, mainly because now I'm not on one definite computer, I'm always logging on diff machines.

        I think I'm going to find a script that lets me log into my website, paste a funny into a box, and have it automatically add to a quotes database which I can then browse, sort of like a small bash.org/quotes.sscentral.com

        edit: for what it's worth though,
        http://zardo.us/ultimatejerownage.txt

        it's a compilation of jerownage's 1, 2, 3 and 4, as well as some other logs and quote I've picked up and felt like they were worth keeping (i think there's like an entire pallies section)
        Last edited by Jerome Scuggs; 03-26-2007, 11:49 AM.
        NOSTALGIA IN THE WORST FASHION

        internet de la jerome
        because the internet | hazardous

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        • #5
          it's probably easiest to browse my/PJ's post history, a library of rolf awaits you
          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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          • #6
            Bloodzombie still has the best sig.
            Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.

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            • #7
              always will.
              The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

              Originally posted by Richard Creager
              All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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              • #8
                Pretty much anything I say ever is golden

                Here's ownage.txt, and a classic episode of cent, ph and myself raggin on ashlee
                USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                • #9
                  I was ~heartbroken when jerownage.txt dissappeared together with mechanized.us

                  Thanks darlin!
                  5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                  5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                  5: Da1andonly> =((
                  5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                  5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                  5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                  • #10
                    Due to drug influence, I take no responsibility whatsoever for the things I said in D1's two logs, particularly thelog.
                    Originally posted by Tone
                    It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                    Originally posted by the_paul
                    Gargle battery acid fuckface
                    Originally posted by Material Girl
                    I tried downloading a soundcard

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                    • #11
                      that's what they all say, buttercup
                      My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                      • #12
                        Did you even bother to read it? 90% of it is me spamming song lyrics in all caps, and the other 10% just makes no sense. You can't justify that.

                        We'll compromise, though. I'll take responsibility for these ownage quotes:

                        3h> GOTTA HIT IT BEFORE SHE GROWS TITS FUCKFIVSFD
                        ph> WHY ARE SECOND COUSINS OFF LIMITS
                        9h> STG GOING TO RAVAGE THIS 13 YEAR OLD PUSSY LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE
                        6h> i'm like mr. potato head, ages 3 and up
                        Originally posted by Tone
                        It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                        Originally posted by the_paul
                        Gargle battery acid fuckface
                        Originally posted by Material Girl
                        I tried downloading a soundcard

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                        • #13
                          giving me a link to find a sig is not giving me a sig.


                          someone just make fun of ph or something, right here, right now.
                          The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

                          Originally posted by Richard Creager
                          All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by PH View Post
                            Did you even bother to read it? 90% of it is me spamming song lyrics in all caps, and the other 10% just makes no sense. You can't justify that.

                            We'll compromise, though. I'll take responsibility for these ownage quotes:

                            3h> GOTTA HIT IT BEFORE SHE GROWS TITS FUCKFIVSFD
                            ph> WHY ARE SECOND COUSINS OFF LIMITS
                            9h> STG GOING TO RAVAGE THIS 13 YEAR OLD PUSSY LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE
                            6h> i'm like mr. potato head, ages 3 and up
                            of course i didn't read it

                            man you give me too much credit

                            jackface
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Tone
                              It is now time for the energy shift of the 7th root race to manifest on the 3D physical plane and uplift us back to 5D.
                              Originally posted by the_paul
                              Gargle battery acid fuckface
                              Originally posted by Material Girl
                              I tried downloading a soundcard

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