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The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
Originally posted by Richard CreagerAll space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.
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maybe he was looking from the 3rd ROCK FROM THE SUN
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Lol, cox and vajayjays1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
1: oar> yeah
1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
1: hed> and after dinner
1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"
7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips
3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
3: Nimesh> my sis does
3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake
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MY HEAD IS A BOX FILLED WITH NOTHING
AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT.
ok? fuck 11yrolds getting action.
this world is a sick fucking place.Originally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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sounds like someone hopped on the jealousy train!
choo choo :turned:My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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talking about tommy from 3rd rock, anyone see brick? it's a fuckin' great movie. i recommend it.
btw o ya fukin 12 y-o's is haaawt.Originally posted by turmiojeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.Originally posted by grandI've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...
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Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Postsounds like someone hopped on the jealousy train!
choo choo :turned:Originally posted by Jeenyusssometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.
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no, it can't only happen in the usa you ignorant pricks. just because it hasn't happened anywhere else doesn't mean it can't happen anywhere else. i'm sure there were plenty of people who said the same about columbine, not the exact same situation but deal with me here, yet it has happened plenty of other places. open your eyes and stop spewing out the anti-american bullshit already. there are some things wrong with the way america works, but so what? there are plenty of things wrong with other places, too.
gimmeh a breck plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzOriginally posted by turmiojeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.Originally posted by grandI've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...
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they don't even know what they meant, they're canadian/euorpean
"only in america"
go eat a dickMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Friend's dad was 13 when he had him, kid turned out ok I guess.
Kinda cool to think that a father would be younger than a lot of people's own brothers or sisters5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shit
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That's some crazy messed up stuff right there.
My boyfriend has so many brothers and sisters, and since he is one of the youngest, he was an uncle before he was even born. He's got nieces and nephews that are older than him.Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - hero
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