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  • #31
    conc and vihta are viewing this thread, you KNOW they agree.
    The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.

    Originally posted by Richard Creager
    All space detectives come armed with tcp/ip persona blasting pistols, it's required for their line of duty. Silly of both maisoul and goddess to not know this before hand, they get what they deserved, fucking zapped, bitches.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by Nickname View Post
      anybody getting laid at 12 is a hero, and should be treated as such.
      That was the most stupid thing I've read in a long time.

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      • #33
        An 11-year-old boy who was the alleged lookout was charged with being an accessory after the fact, Buckley said.

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        • #34
          maybe he was looking from the 3rd ROCK FROM THE SUN

          My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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          • #35
            Lol, cox and vajayjays
            1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
            1: oar> yeah
            1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
            1: hed> and after dinner
            1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"

            7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
            7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips

            3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
            3: Nimesh> my sis does
            3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcake

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            • #36
              MY HEAD IS A BOX FILLED WITH NOTHING
              AND THAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT.

              ok? fuck 11yrolds getting action.

              this world is a sick fucking place.
              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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              • #37
                sounds like someone hopped on the jealousy train!

                choo choo :turned:
                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Barton View Post
                  It can only happen in the USA
                  true...
                  AcidBomber <ER> ^-^

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                  • #39
                    talking about tommy from 3rd rock, anyone see brick? it's a fuckin' great movie. i recommend it.

                    btw o ya fukin 12 y-o's is haaawt.
                    Originally posted by turmio
                    jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                    Originally posted by grand
                    I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
                      sounds like someone hopped on the jealousy train!

                      choo choo :turned:
                      jealousy? drunkiyt.
                      Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                      sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                      • #41
                        no, it can't only happen in the usa you ignorant pricks. just because it hasn't happened anywhere else doesn't mean it can't happen anywhere else. i'm sure there were plenty of people who said the same about columbine, not the exact same situation but deal with me here, yet it has happened plenty of other places. open your eyes and stop spewing out the anti-american bullshit already. there are some things wrong with the way america works, but so what? there are plenty of things wrong with other places, too.

                        gimmeh a breck plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
                        Originally posted by turmio
                        jeenyuss seemingly without reason if he didn't have clean flours in his bag.
                        Originally posted by grand
                        I've been afk eating an apple and watching the late night news...

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                        • #42
                          What they meant Jeenyuss (and what I tried to clarify) is that only in the USA could people get ARRESTED for this type of thing
                          USA WORLD CHAMPS

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                          • #43
                            they don't even know what they meant, they're canadian/euorpean

                            "only in america"

                            go eat a dick
                            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                            • #44
                              Friend's dad was 13 when he had him, kid turned out ok I guess.

                              Kinda cool to think that a father would be younger than a lot of people's own brothers or sisters
                              5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
                              5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
                              5: Da1andonly> =((
                              5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
                              5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
                              5: Epinephrine> oh shit

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                              • #45
                                That's some crazy messed up stuff right there.

                                My boyfriend has so many brothers and sisters, and since he is one of the youngest, he was an uncle before he was even born. He's got nieces and nephews that are older than him.
                                Pandagirl!

                                (ph)>12 is just right

                                In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
                                1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
                                1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
                                1:Chao <ER>> at all
                                1:Mantra-Slider> chao
                                1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
                                Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
                                Chao <ER> - hero

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