5th Grade teacher leaves class, orgy commences

[Emaho]

Friend's dad was 13 when he had him, kid turned out ok I guess.

Kinda cool to think that a father would be younger than a lot of people's own brothers or sisters

Must be a very special dad, cuz he's the first one I've heard of that can have a baby :P

[Jason]

honestly though, in 5th grade, the sex wouldn't be worth shit, and you all know it. it's one thing to be a bumbling adolescent virgin and have your first time go not so well. it's an entirely different thing to be dropping your pants when your balls haven't even dropped yet.

i bet the school gets sued for negligence, and at their age, the kids will probably get a spanking. the sick little bastards will enjoy it too.

two letters and a symbol for you, s & m.

[Liquid Blue]

Must be a very special dad, cuz he's the first one I've heard of that can have a baby :P

man you are king of the wit factory


king

[Squeezer]

I didn't know how to have sex when I was 11

oh how much you learn in two short years. (LB you are my teacher of teh love)

[Liquid Blue]

But that would make me a pedophile

which I'm clearly not

although your girl makes me wonder sometimes, when we're doing the horizontal tango

speaking of which, that plane ticket she sent me arrived in the mail

afk, brt

[Squeezer]

No sweetheart....I'm legal now.

[Liquid Blue]

the more the merrier when i get over there

[genocidal]

Barton is an ugly Euro that sucks off his government like RATTY... because he thinks lack of upward mobility is a good thing since lazy motherfuckers are equal to 70+ hour a weekers (though that's unheard of outside of the US because everyone else is ugly and lazy).

I bet in dipshit land someone worthless like Machine of God would be almost equally as comfortable as someone like Pure_Luck.

[Nickname]

That's some crazy messed up stuff right there.

My boyfriend has so many brothers and sisters, and since he is one of the youngest, he was an uncle before he was even born. He's got nieces and nephews that are older than him.

A long time Ex of mine has the same thing, her Aunt is younger than she is (only a year and a bit though). Oddly enough, not caused by the same situation as yours, which makes sense, her grandparents simply went 30 years without having kids, then clearly, boop, accident.


For the record, 'boop' is to signify intercourse and birth, all in one sound effect.

That was the most stupid thing I've read in a long time.

Sarcasm is hard to detect on the internet, especially when it's as clear as a punch in the face.

[Emaho]

You never know with nerds on the internet.

[Nickname]

you do when it's clear as day. here, let's do a little lesson shall we?


See, now if I said "you're a fuckface" that would be true

but if I said "galleleo is heterosexual" that would be false

Sarcasm, is the art of putting something false, and passing it off as true. For example.


you're a fuckface and galleleo is heterosexual.


An ounce of truth, with a bit of a lie. I'm so brilliant. AFK listening to Hilary Duff.

[Galleleo]

Now now nick.. you know I am only gay for you.

[Squeezer]

the more the merrier when i get over there

BTW, my girlfriend is deathly afraid of black guys. It's not that she's necessarially racist or anything, it's just that she's a very little girl and most of the black people she encounters in class are rather large football players. She gets intimidated easily.

It's actually kind of funny to watch, because this morning we had a big black football player in our group, and usually she's never afraid to interject her opinion, or answer our study questions, but today she was silent and kept holding my arm and stuff.

My only question is....What did you do to her you bastard?

[Liquid Blue]

She's just trying to hide her rampant lust for "teh black cock"

What did I do to her? Showed her a whole different world, friend.