funniest thing youve seen in school?

[pascone]

the 5th graders having orgies seemed funny, but no one seems to have seen anything like this ever. so what is the funniest/wildest thing you witnessed in high school/school?

my was probably when someone took a garbage can and pour trash and put it on someones head

[duel pasta]

mine was propably: some guy (kinda nerd-ish but acting cool-ish) got teased by some "cool" people and he got mad and was showing off like these "ninja" moves and two of the "cool" guys just knocked him down hard, 2 hits and the fight was over

or maybe a teacher falling from the stairs. I couldn't stop laughing for half an hour

[Galleleo]

Well, this one time at band camp...

[soup]

mine was propably: some guy (kinda nerd-ish but acting cool-ish) got teased by some "cool" people and he got mad and was showing off like these "ninja" moves and two of the "cool" guys just knocked him down hard, 2 hits and the fight was over

:wub:

[Snipe!]

Lololll Some Guy Was Trying To Sit Down, But Then Someone Pulled His Chair Back
Ahahahaaaa

[Doc Flabby]

The time i filled this big bin with rain water from a leaking drain, just out of bordom at break, all the rubbish floated to the top so it just looked full. Anyways when it came to lunch it was full and I'd forgotten about it. This football when on the roof and this kid used the bin to get this football down that when up on the roof, only when he climbed down he slipped fell in the bin :grin: i don't think i ever laughed so much.

[Soilderz]

Once at highschool, a guy..he got some mental/ mind problems , the guy started screaming that he was going to the moon, and when one guy asked how he would do it,he said, with the secret teleport, and he runned and jumped into a wall

[Emaho]

When I was about the age of 10, 2 of my friends raced over the schoolyard one with inlines and one running. The goal was at a wall with glasswindows and when they reached the wall the guy on inlines was about to win but he had to much speed so he stretched out his hands to stop towards the window. You can imagine what happen. The best thing was that it was into the principals office he fell when he was in there with his wife..

[ZeUs!!]

Nothing wild or crazy, but the best thing to happen at school was definately someone phoning reception to say there's a bomb in one of the computers, so we spent one summer afternoon on the school field

[Squeezer]

Probably the porno video that was switched with a tape we were supposed to watch in 'Religion Class' when I was visiting my cousins Catholic school.

Where was that? Because we used to do that at our Catholic School all the time.

Probably my best story was when a kid two years ago did something that would get most kids in a public school arrested....and he was only suspended for like 2 weeks.

Anyways, this kid named John had a presentation on Vietnam for his English class, so he brought in a carved out grenade his dad had brought back with him into class as a visual aid. After his presentation, he went to Biology, which was taught by this batshit crazy brother (a priest that was never fully ordained). Mid-lecture, people start talking in John's ear, and before they knew it, he threw the grenade to the front of the class and yelled, "Fire in the Hole!" Everyone in the class (because it had gotten around class that he was going to do this) then dove under their lab stations, and the crazy brother almost had a heart attack. He dove under his desk, and when he realized all was safe, walked out of the room and refused to teach the class for the rest of the year.

I figure it has to take some balls....and stupidity to throw an empty grenade towards the front of the room.

[Jerome Scuggs]

I went to a liberal arts high school, so:

-The Assistant Principle of Discipline was this white dude named Mr. Gallant. Every so often he'd wear a pimp costume to work - jacket, hat with feather, cane, bling, etc

-A math teacher, mr. evans, wore a girl's lacrosse uniform to school for a day after he lost a bet

-some chick hit a car, claimed she got hit-n-run'd, and then was arrested when they found a case of beer in her car. Nice.

-2 years ago the administration bought a car and charged $1 a go to hit it with a sledgehammer, we fucked it up

-My italian, steroid'd-up friend RJ Giglio once put his fist through a copy machine in the office just "to see if he could".

(a photo of RJ. He's 17, mind you.)


-At a pep rally once, when Pavement's soccer team had gotten to the playoffs, we got a local band made of students to play. They played Fall Out Boy's "Sugar We're Going Down". We lost.

[Jeansi]

The dude might be 17, the chick obviously ain't

I don't even wanna know what happened.

if you have a really bad taste, select following text:
(ps, anyone not using a white background theme has bad taste by definition)


Chick jumped of school roof and died




Nobody liked her




With a huge crowd standing near the body, someone cracks up laughing, god knows why




Rest of us couldn't keep our poker faces either



ends up with 100+ people laughing their ass of at a girl who just killed herself, and just couldn't stop. Never felt so bad about myself in my life. EVER

[Chao.]

The dude might be 17, the chick obviously ain't

I don't even wanna know what happened.

if you have a really bad taste, select following text:
(ps, anyone not using a white background theme has bad taste by definition)


Chick jumped of school roof and died




Nobody liked her




With a huge crowd standing near the body, someone cracks up laughing, god knows why




Rest of us couldn't keep our poker faces either



ends up with 100+ people laughing their ass of at a girl who just killed herself, and just couldn't stop. Never felt so bad about myself in my life. EVER

For some reason that is really, really funny.

[Spider]

mine was propably: some guy (kinda nerd-ish but acting cool-ish) got teased by some "cool" people and he got mad and was showing off like these "ninja" moves and two of the "cool" guys just knocked him down hard, 2 hits and the fight was over

or maybe a teacher falling from the stairs. I couldn't stop laughing for half an hour

That was me (the kid that got beat up), and I still have bruises.

I knew some really funny idiotic people in HS but I totally can't remember any stories because my memory sucks. Well I remember one. This guy I knew was drinking coke out of a can and somehow he spun the can 180 degrees so the hole was at the top of it not the bottom when we tried to take a sip. It poured out onto his nose. lol. I bet this guys IQ was like 75. He did things like this habitually.

[Kolar]

Highschool was nothing but boring, painful crap. There were more people concerned with trying to hurt or kill me or someone else then there were funny or fun times. Bullying is one thing but full out violent confrontations... Most of them need to be locked away in a psychiatric ward or something but at most got 2-3 days off school with some asshole VP blaming me for it. I wouldn't be surprised if 90% of my class mates are now behind bars but given the justice system here, I just don't know.
School Boards need to start firing all these Principals and VP when there's even a hint at this kind of practice. Their Unions can go fucking whine to the feds.