"you just made me run after you"
"why would you do that"
"I can break these cuffs"
"you can't break those cuffs"
"arrgggggghhh"
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
i've seen like this exact same midget and cop on cops before. The cop started talking to the midget about performing to people on the street. For whatever reason, the midget took his shirt off and started flexing. The cop freaked out and arrested him.
i've seen like this exact same midget and cop on cops before. The cop started talking to the midget about performing to people on the street. For whatever reason, the midget took his shirt off and started flexing. The cop freaked out and arrested him.
Cop> Okay...so you said you were arrested in the state of California, correct?
Midget> In Ohio.
Cop> What were you arrested for?
Midget> Aggravated burglary, aggravated robbery, aggravated trafficking, receiving stolen property, theft, grand theft, felonious assault, and assault.
Cop> I rest my case.
LOOOOL @ telling the business owner "he's a good guy, hire him".
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