My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
1: oar> yeah
1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
1: hed> and after dinner
1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"
7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips
she so pastey white
and yes thats the funniest thing ive ever heard on the internet
oh and she reminds me of daria if you remember the show on mtv
1:Best> lol why is everyone mad that roiwerk got a big dick stickin out his underwear, it's really attractive :P
3:Best> lol someone is going to sig that
3:Best> see it coming
3:Best> sad
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