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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
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kinda boring
edit: hey it shrunk it
Ill-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself
1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole
Evasive <E> wtf
Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
caco <ER>> )Oo
caco <ER>> bot thief!
caco <ER>> duel me for it
Evasive <E> no!
Cigarettes> wunderbar?Comment
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no no please
take up more of my screen with empty spaceMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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mb, fixed itOriginally posted by Liquid Blue View Postsigpic
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:wub:My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Originally posted by Edify View PostYeah, it has been done. It got to be a pretty long thread, if I recall correctly.
How'd you get your desktop like that?
I like it.duel pasta <ER>> i can lick my asshole
Mattey> put me in corch
zidane> go kf urself porkComment
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i like my desktop clean
1 + 1 = 1Comment
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Nice theme Nethila
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am i the only person on these forums to not see any of your fucking images when you do the URL= thing... I can only see images if you just do [IMG][/IMG], but i cant see shit if you use the URL][/URL] and then i have to copy and paste the link...seriously am i the only one?sigpic
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Hmm what happens if you click the 'do not click' link?Originally posted by Nethila View Posti like my desktop clean
Epinephrine's History of Trench Wars:
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My anime blog:
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Serious?Originally posted by project dragon View Post
Just right click your taskbar, click unlock. Then drag it up so it sticks to the roof of your screen. The dock is free from Stardock, it's called ObjectDock. Obviously the notepad and junk are from Yahoo Widgets. I use WindowBlinds, for the obvious theme.thread killer
Also who changed to pw to Squadless, how am I supposed to fly the banner of sucking at the gameComment
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3:Wax> ard and i snapchat all the time
3:Wax> we play virtually tummysticks
3:i.d.> da fk is that?
3:Ardour> we basically are each others personal psychologist
3:Shadowmere> i.d., Wax breaks keyboards playing SubSpace. Best not ask him what anything is.
3:Wax> Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys.
3:Wax> Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."
3:Shadowmere> LOL
3:i.d.> Oddly, that's close to what I thought it was...
Best> I never cooked a day in my life
Deft> beat by a guy who plays ss on his cellphone
Shadowmere> Rofl
Up in ya !> With his feet
Deft> no kidding, redefining l44t
Up in ya !> l44t feet
Deft> l44t f44t*
Up in ya !> Twinkle toes
Deft> he had l33t f33t but he practicedComment
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