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you really are a cunt
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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
If everyone who has a cunt is a cunt, then you are an ass!Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏Comment
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I am over worked, lack of luck and I am full of h8, should I:
1) Molest the swans.
2) go on a rampage with my water gun and shoot everyone of those fathermockers with permanent ink.
3) turn my high heels into weapons
4) becoming a part time lobster person with a full time job as a corporate gangster☕ 🍔 🍅 🍊🍏Comment
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Number................3?♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
Failure teaches success.
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some are wise, some are otherwise
1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?Comment
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Ok, sry for double post, but you just saw too much Pokémon.Originally posted by T3l Ca7 View Postsome are wise, some are otherwise
1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?Comment
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This thread is horrible and boring.
Someone post enough tits to outweigh the atrocity that is called "telcat"Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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crven!!! RMAOLOMGOSHFFS bwahahahaha Great picture! :cat:some are wise, some are otherwise
1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?Comment
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no we're not talking about everyoneOriginally posted by T3l Ca7 View Post
just you
being a cunt
stop thinking about my ass, cuntMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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Can't. Stop. Laughing.Currently I am daydreaming of becoming the one of the following two: 1) Lobster personOriginally posted by WardComment
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PhotoshopphotoshopphotoshopOriginally posted by CrvenBan View PostOriginally posted by FacetiousComment
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