I wannabe ...

[T3l Ca7]

I am sick & tired of sick & tired ...

I am desperately want to be someone else, something else.

Currently I am daydreaming of becoming the one of the following two:

1) Lobster person: ocean fishing fulfils every of my fantasy ... except I have a soft spot for the fishes and I don't really want to kill them. Not that I particularly want to kill the lobsters, but since they are not red blooded, it is okey ...

2) Corporate gangster: I like what I do now for a living. But I think life would be 100x more fun if I am also a gangsta at night. I would only rob the rich who wastes money (not just all rich people) but not giving to the poor, also known as lazy bums. Instead I would set up a coporate gangster science fund for research and development of better technology to benefit the whole human kind.


Anyone with me??

[Money]

will there be boobs?

[T3l Ca7]

Yes, but they would be hiding from your naked eyes.

[Noah]

If we're with you = stabbing you in the face

Then yes.

[Dant-Zu]

I wanna be a huge battle robot that can shoot laser beams and missiles and crush buildings by walking over them. I love buildings tho so crushing them might seem a little bit too extreme for me so I could just crush vehicles.

Anyone with me??

[Arikel]

I wanna be a huge battle robot that can shoot laser beams and missiles and crush buildings by walking over them. I love buildings tho so crushing them might seem a little bit too extreme for me so I could just crush vehicles.

Anyone with me??

o/

[Nethila]

stop wasting this planet's oxygen

[D1st0rt]

I want to be a jellyfish.

50 street cred to anyone who can tell me why

[Pummel]

I want to be a jellyfish.

50 street cred to anyone who can tell me why

Each tentical is like a pennis.
=/

[Noah]

I want to be a jellyfish.

50 street cred to anyone who can tell me why

Gives you that extra sting.

[genocidal]

There's not much of a market for retards.

[T3l Ca7]

I want to be a jellyfish.

50 street cred to anyone who can tell me why

You know they used to make cheap fruit jelly by boil whole jellyfishes, then add fruit flavour, sugar and color right? :fear:

[T3l Ca7]

There's not much of a market for retards.

Apparently, you are not pimp material.

[Superted]

I love all of TelCat's posts, but this is the best bit:

I would only rob the rich who wastes money (not just all rich people) but not giving to the poor, also known as lazy bums.

Yeah, you know what? Fuck those African children, those lazy bastards!

[Jerome Scuggs]

so sick so sick of being tired

and oh so tired of being sick