Trench Wars community, help me.

[Noah]

I'm about to quit smoking. Since saturday I've smoked around 3 cigs, and I've had none today. A normal work day where I usually smoke ALOT.

With the help of you guys, I'm never going to smoke again.

Right now it's almost painful how bad I want it.

What do I do?

Warning: I might spam this thread with angry shit, this is going to be my outlet.

Wish me luck guys, I'm ready for giving this up now.

Seeing how this first ending didn't go very well, I'll instead post a warning that I might be one grumpy motherfucker the next week. Please do not take it personal, I love you guys.

[Zerzera]

You don't need luck, you already quit smoking.

Now just don't start again.

[duel pasta]

The trick is to not think about it and just be buzzy, alot of people just smoke so they have something in their hand, yeah sounsd weird but I heard it from alot of people, they don't know what to do with their hand and just have a smoke. I don't smoke myself tho' but yeah only think I can say is to do stuff so you're not thinking about smoking, just masturbate everytime you want to smoke, unless you already signed up for ewans thread :P

[Noah]

There was a reason why I designed my overeager reply to Ewan's thread.

Giving up cig while not jerking off?

I'd turn myself into a fucking monster. I'd grow an arm with a chainsaw attached out my forehead and molest everything in sight.

[D1st0rt]

nicotine gum?

[Jerome Scuggs]

If I were gonna quit, here's the dealio:

-Switch to lights
-Ultralights

Finally, I'd try those "Ecstacy" herbal cigarettes with no tobacco. Half the battle is the psychological addiction/oral fixation - you'll still want to smoke SOMETHING.

And then you have to find a way to never, ever, ever get stressed ever, again. Because then you'll want a cigarette.

[EnFlAmE]

find something to do while you have the urge to smoke.. like working out or something similiar

[Denon]

Originally told to me by some random person in my past
All it takes is approx two weeks until the need for nicotine is gone, after that it's just the physical routine of smoking.

Dunno how true that really is but I guess it must have some foundation in truth.

Just take it one day at a time.
One.
Day.

[Fit of Rage]

Honest to God- try lollipops or gum. If you feel like having a cigarette, put something else in your mouth instead. It's about that oral fixation thing.

[PolluX]

Honest to God- try lollipops or gum. If you feel like having a cigarette, put something else in your mouth instead. It's about that oral fixation thing.

I used toothpicks once, quited for 7 months. Then I met this beautiful girl who smoked and I started again. 2 Years later I still smoke and she cheated on me $

[Noah]

I'm going to eat a kebab each time I feel like taking a smoke.

[pascone]

this might be the dumbest thing i've seen on the forums yet! grow some ****** and stop smoking. not a hard concept, it's all in your head

[Dack Falu]

Halp! Drowning in smoke!

[Jeansi]

Running is a good way, I heard, to get the thoughts away from smoking.

[Squeezer]

Cut off your hands.