Paris Hilton Jailed 45 Days

[Troll King]

Worst porno ever.

[Scurvy]

Worst porno ever.

no such thing tk, no such thing.

[Money]

appeal on what grounds?? she is guilty as hell

lucky she didn't get longer ... it was a 3 year probation or something and she showed scant regard for it.

silly bitch deserves it

exactly, in 99% of probation violations you're supposed to spend the remainder of your probation in jail, she was very lucky

[Money]

It's great, the whore gets no special treatment by the system. I hope she runs into the female version of bubba.

she is getting treatment, she iwll be segregated from the rest of the population so "no one can mess with the hilton heiress" ROFL

[Vykromond]

no such thing tk, no such thing.

Huh? Yes there is. I think what you're trying to say is that there's no such thing as bad porn, but you chose a bad time to make the joke- even if all porn were good, there would still be one item of porn that's the worst, assuming not all porn is exactly equal in quality. Therfor ur post was teh dum 0/10

[Shan]

Haha, good for her.

[Noah]

I just read that a grown woman fired another person (her agent) for her driving when drunk and getting busted.

She even payed him enough for him to go out and take full responsebility for it.

Queen bitch Hilton: I hope someone gives you the shank.

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So if we all did not know that Paris is so full of herself, it comes to the press today that she made note of the following:

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton is backing an online petition seeking a pardon of her 45-day prison sentence because she enlivens "mundane" lives.

This woman sickens me every time she opens her mouth. Does she even have an education? I must wonder when I read such crap. She still thinks that she is above the law. The media is not helpful either when they glorify everything and anything this tnuc does.

The petition to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger also claims she was being used as a scapegoat to highlight the dangers of drink-driving.

'Role model'

In a message on a MySpace website, Ms Hilton apparently endorsed the online appeal, saying: "My friend Joshua started his petition, please help and sihn it (sic). I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!"

The petition paints Ms Hilton as a role model who "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

Not to dwell on this, as she is a subject of little to no importance, but if she really wanted to be a role model, perhaps she should be forced into the military and serv a year in Iraq.

Role model my ass...what I found worse is her mother noting the same, that Paris is a role model. Such great parenting skills...one has to wonder what role as a mother did she really play for Paris besides writing a check out to the staff and nannies that raised that skank.

[Galleleo]

How does she bring beauty? She is pretty ugly..

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How does she bring beauty? She is pretty ugly..

I agree...she really does not stir the wood for me. There was a website that did an animation of dozens of captured still photo's of her. Odd thing was that her head is always turned to the same angle and same smirk on her face. A trained pose she must have been working on for over a decade. There is a link HERE

Maybe she needs the services of the Illinois Enema Bandit to help her out....whatever happened to Michael Kenyan? hehehe just a lil Zappa humor.

[Vykromond]

The "X doesn't change facial expressions" meme isn't all that surprising to me. People often strike the same pose when they know they're being photographed??? Shocker!

[PolluX]

I agree...she really does not stir the wood for me. There was a website that did an animation of dozens of captured still photo's of her. Odd thing was that her head is always turned to the same angle and same smirk on her face. A trained pose she must have been working on for over a decade. There is a link HERE

Maybe she needs the services of the Illinois Enema Bandit to help her out....whatever happened to Michael Kenyan? hehehe just a lil Zappa humor.

Omg, I never noticed that! How funny, she only has one good side! hahaha Pwned for life!

[Pressure Drop]

yea 404 i read this today http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6637855.stm

and i was disgusted

how the fuck can a no talent rich bitch whore have anyone sign a petition saying she is an inspiration ?? and why does that mean she should NOT go to jail cuase she not only committed a crime but then fucked up on her get me off scot free plea oh wait i like to drive i signed that no driving thing but hey i'm ultra rich fuck it

i've always hated paris, becuase why is she famous ? ehm shes a rich slut? does that qualify ?? i hate the fact i even know who she is ...

makes me sadder that anyone signed that petition, why shouldn't she go to jail ? she is guilty has hell, got a suspended sentence kinda ... then fucked up again. WHERE IS THERE LOGIC??

[Chao.]

Haha now she thinks the Governor of California is going to pardon her.

[PureOwnage]

Arnold - Paris sex tape? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA