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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
plain strawberry... or the raspberry
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And you call yourself a Pop-Tart eater.Originally posted by paradise! View PostOriginally posted by ToneOriginally posted by the_paulOriginally posted by Material GirlComment
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Chocolate fudgePandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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they are just so awful, maybe their better cold, i personally enjoy mine warm, but when i had it was all gooey on the inside and EWWWWWW.Originally posted by PH View Post4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
4:BigKing> xDComment
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Got addicted to smores a while back and ate too many to like them now.
It's all about the brown sugar.Comment
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the best toasted is strawberry (i can't believe i'm the first to expose this)
the best cold is wildberry.
does anybody else have a toaster that has a poptart setting? (light/poptart/dark)Comment
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strawberry or cherry. i just dont like the attempt at chocolate found in smoresIll-timed force will be ineffective; act with precision; timing is everything. Knowing where and when to strike is more important than strength; misapplied ability is disability. Unreasonable or undue force will defeat itself
1:money> lWTF I ASKED FOR BUTT SECKS AND U DIDNT GIVE ME THAT.
1:money> i need a loose-meat butthole
Evasive <E> wtf
Evasive <E> GIMME MY BOT
caco <ER>> )Oo
caco <ER>> bot thief!
caco <ER>> duel me for it
Evasive <E> no!
Cigarettes> wunderbar?Comment
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Frosted Strawberry without the shitty crust.
I found Cherry god-awful.Comment
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1:waven> i promised myself that the only way id ever roid
1:waven> is if im going to prison
1:waven> no one gonna try to rape meComment
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