should be dying for his country, not shooting spaceships.
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
doesnt realize im working comm so i wont get shot at too much and i'll be gone conveniently just in time for next twl to get my shot at dying for my country...also lost a 4v5 twld match
I'm just a middle-aged, middle-eastern camel herdin' man
I got a 2 bedroom cave here in North Afghanistan
4:DEEZ NUTS> geio hopefully u smoke ur last cig right now
4:Geio> yo wont ever happen again
4:Geio> DEEZ?
4:Geio> LOLOL
4:DEEZ NUTS> LOL
4:scoop> cant tell if deez was trying to be a good influence or telling him to die LOL
4:spirit> LOL
4:Geio> LOLOL THINK HE TOLD ME TO DIE
4:Geio> FUCKING DICKHEAD
Avatar reminds me I still haven't tried the favorites bowl
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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