Write a few lines about the person above you

[gran guerrero]

chronic gambler, sore loser

[bubbles19518]

Obsessed with Captain Jack Sparrow, or Johnny Depp, nobody really knows.

[Dack Falu]

no.

[Pearl Jam]

The story of Dack Falu is a long and complicated one full of drama, suspense and titties. He was born in Shithouse, Missouri on the 50-yard line of the football field on the 4th of July- the day when America celebrates the invention of the cotton gin...also, hot dogs! The son of Esmerelda and Clyde D. Falu (the D, of course, stands for Dangerous), he was a reserved child with a pention for defecating in public places. Below is the only known family photo of Dack:



Although Dack excelled in his studies growing up, he knew, deep down, that he was destined for a life of stardom. After brief stints in the circus as the Guy-Who-Takes-A-Number-Two-In-Public and the NAACP, he took off for Hollywood to make his fortune. Starting out was rough, and Dack made his way by selling drugs (or as they say on the streets: SLANGIN' THAT PRODUCT, SON!) and human hair. Finally, after countless auditions nothing seemed to be working out. Sales were at an all-time low for the product Dack was slangin', so he took to another up-and-coming business - hand jobs. Little did he know that one of the countless amounts of hand jobs he gave would change his life...

In a warm night in May, Dack was polishing a pork sword to perfection in a dark alleyway when his client suddenly exclaimed "my moisture missle is ready for launch, bitch!" Dack's ears perked up as he recognized the voice. It only took him a moment to realize that the penetration station he was indeed servicing was none other than Nick Cannon's! Yes, THE Nick Cannon of hit movies "Drumline" and "Underclassman" AS WELL as the brains behind MTV's hit show "Wild'N Out"! To make a long story short, one hand job led to another, and then another, and then roughly 35 more over the next 2 weeks. Next thing you know, Dack was signed onto the cast of Nick Cannon's Wild'N Out!



While performing on the show, however, Dack quickly realized two things:

1. His real passion was for baseball
2. Everything Nick Cannon is involved in is ass-terrible.

Today he plays Outfield/Designated Hitter for the Cleveland Indians.

[D1st0rt]

just delivered a strong candidate for "Post of the Month: May 07"

[Zeebu]

frigid

[Ward]

Pile of shit, like his avatar implies

[gran guerrero]

concurs with the post above the douche who posted frigid

[Phiz]

Baser

[Ward]

wtf is up with this dudes sig?

[Emaho]

Traitor!

[Galleleo]

Has a crush on mantra.

[Phiz]

Has a crush on ekko.

[gran guerrero]

wants to be like everett

[Jeenyuss]

i don't like posting after gran but it keeps happening.

he had sideburns when he was five.

also, it's not an unhealthy obsession. it's just an obsession.