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My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth. -
Probably working in a cheesy restaurant, living in a shed, trying to hit on 20 year old girls in cheap bars.You ate some priest porridge
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Digging up dirt somewhere in Asia, maybe uncovering atlantis if I get bored in asia"People fear what they can't understand, hate what they can't conquer."
"Cherry blossoms in the Spring, and starry skies in the Summer. The Autumn brings the full moon. The Winter brings the snow. These things make Sake taste good. If you don't like Sake, then there is something wrong with you." Seijuro HikoComment
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permanently fried out on acid
or deadjasonofabitch loves!!!!Comment
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I have no idea, at the top of a mountain made of boobs due to drugs?Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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In 15 years most of us are death.
If we may believe the maya's and alot of others
www.google.com the year 21-12-2012
Oh shittttttttttt ^-^Comment
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Somewhere else.Comment
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prolly gona build a house because my wife wont have sex with me anymore when the unwanted child that forced us to marry is next door. that means working at the worst imaginable job to pay for that house, the wife and the child. OH GODComment
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I'm pretty surprised no one has said "Be the best player in Trench Wars" yet5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shitComment
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if subspace is around in another 15 years, priit should automatically be awarded bill gates' job
and if i'm still playing it, i should kill myself (thus making my prophecy come true)jasonofabitch loves!!!!Comment
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I'll probably be married, maybe with a couple kids, and hopefully with a good job!Pandagirl!
(ph)>12 is just right
In the most dangerous game...warping will only prolong your defeat. ?go warpwars -Chao <ER>
1:Chao <ER>> what the FUCK?
1:Chao <ER>> I just adverted and no one came
1:Chao <ER>> at all
1:Mantra-Slider> chao
1:Mantra-Slider> you are in the wrong arena
Panda <ZH>> ?find chao <ER>
Chao <ER> - heroComment
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Just think: you could be getting Bilbo's sloppy seconds 15 years later.Originally posted by Zerzera View PostComment
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Two words: Matt Damon1: hed> does aquatiq go to your school
1: oar> yeah
1: hed> go talk to her and be like "baby, lemme get those digits"
1: hed> and after dinner
1: hed> "howbout you unban apt"
7: flared> so me and my friends talked shit back to him
7: flared> THEN we find out he's in the crips
3: oar> do you like strawberry shortcake?
3: Nimesh> my sis does
3: oar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erry+shortcakeComment
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i'm gonna be star trekkin' 'cross the universe
1996 Minnesota State Pooping ChampionComment
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Married, Kids, a good paying job, a nice house and stuff, and having seen quite a lot of the world.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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