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Counting the days till you die?You ate some priest porridge
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If the woman can make enough, i'dd gladly take the house-wife/man role, no problem with that! Learn to be a good cook.. learn the kids how to clean the house.. get massages.. do "research" in computer games.. .. sleep in.. hmmmmmmmmmLast edited by SEAL; 06-06-2007, 12:31 PM.Comment
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Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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Dead.sdgComment
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just as good as the alien invasion postOriginally posted by NL>TERMINATOR View Post
thanks
why wouldn't it be 20-12-2012? Or is the 21st uber significant?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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It lets everyone get another shopping day inUSA WORLD CHAMPSComment
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Well I'll be games programming for some amazing company ... married ... kids ... then a zombie invasion will happen, so I'll be holed up in my shed, shagging the wife, shotgun at my side waiting for the fuckers.
A zombie invasion would be cool :wub:9:Basti> any1 want pw for squad BlowJob?
9:Inaphyt> no basti i want you to give me the password to your room so you can give me a blowjob
9:Basti> sure
9:Basti> we can take a basing duel in my bed
9:Inaphyt> hahahaha
9:Basti> i'll score
9:Basti> i'll ride my ship into ur cram
9:Basti> and take the flag
9:Inaphyt> ROFL
9:Basti> and finally lay a mine thereComment
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no it wouldn't
no matter how much we'd all like to think we would become the last badass remnants of human society, sad fact is that 98% of us here would die in shitty and embarrassing situations if a zombie invasion occurred.
Squeezer would die on the toilet, Nickname would die while jerking off, Gal would be shaving and zombies would bust into his bathroom and eat his face alive, etc etc.
I'd probably die looting a tv...I mean while rescuing tons of panda baby orphans from a burning cubicle of bonsai trees and fat-free yogurt.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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I'd let a silver stream shoot out from my wang to attack the zombies.Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across itComment
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after I wrote that I thought about Nickname being caught by a zombie while jerking off and dying
man, what a way to kill a hard-on
I chuckled.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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i try not to.Originally posted by turmioOriginally posted by grandComment
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what about me lbsigpic
All good things must come to an end.Comment
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Obviously LB, you haven't been around me much this past, say.. 4 months, I don't shave that much.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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