Would you do it?

[Liquid Blue]

If someone offered you 800 bucks (after taxes, so you get 800 regardless) to chill in Wal-Mart for 2 days straight, would you do it?


How about spending those 2 days naked? Would you do it?


What's the craziest thing you would do for 800 bucks? After you figure that out, try and think what is the craziest thing you would do for 20,000 cold hard cash.

I want creative answers people!

[GuruMeditation]

And I want my 800 bucks, but am I going to get it?

[Scurvy]

i would in wal-mart, but not naked

for 20,000 cold hard cash...shit.

i'd build a fort around myself out of playdough, then eat my way out of it, induce vomitting, and use the puke as lube to fuck the stomach flab of a really fat chick.

these are going to turn into aristocrat jokes..

[Jeenyuss]

yes.

[Liquid Blue]

One of the craziest responses I've gotten so far-

for 800-

run around a mall dressed like a dick monster from a hentai movie
CMF: you know, the ones, giant dick with little dicks growing off it like hair

for 20,000-

same thing, cept on dick would actually be mine poking thru, I'd have a water cannon that shot milk mixed with sour cream ( for consistancy) out the top and I'd hump anything female that moved and set off the water cannon repeatidly, also, I'd do it for like 3 days

[cundor]

I'd fuck a cow

[D1st0rt]

DAMMIT CUNDOR, WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR AVATARf

[cundor]

I htought you guys were ready for it????

[gran guerrero]

nope

and to stay on topic

yes i would chill in a walmart for 2 days if they didnt think i was shoplifting for seeing me more than once. (it would be most likely in electronics - toys - hunting section for some nice camping out)

you didn't specify where, being naked so yes I would.

what would I do with that kind of money you suggested...

start a fight club

for midgets.

[Noah]

Camp in Walmart?

We have about the same in Norway, and I've done a pretty similar thing before, only drunk and in a bar.

For 20000?

I wouldn't do anything that'd go on my criminal record, except for that I'd do pretty much anything.

[CrvenBan]

these are going to turn into aristocrat jokes..

:headbang:

[Liquid Blue]

Better question- if you had enough money where you could live easy for the rest of your life, enough money to be able to throw away a good amount-

what would you pay people to do? and how much do you think you would have to pay them?


I'd probably pay to see ordinary people afraid to do anything crazy;to do some extreme sports. Rock climbing, white water rafting,snowboarding or bungee jumping- with money waiting at the end. Hell I'd end up just chilling with these people and doing the crazy things- best of both worlds.

[Squeezer]

I would eat Izor's ego for $800 dollars.

I might need some help though.

[PolluX]

I won two barrels of beer.

I had to do something really stupid, but I fooled my friends and did something really smart!

The other day we were drinking and playing cards when suddenly one of my friends had to go to the toilet. We were in the middle of a big pot and he had to fold or call 15€ so everyone told him he had to sit his arse down. But the guy really had to go! Because we didn't let him go, he took an empty coca-cola bottle and pissed in it. (btw he won the pot)

Next day, everyone was a bit hungover, we cleaned everything up and found the bottle of piss. I challenged my friend, who pissed in it, to take a drink from the bottle for 4 crates of beer. Amased was I when he took the bottle from my hands and drank, but he couldn't keep it in hence he lost the bet. Still amased of his discusting behavior I granted him one crate... It still was very brave of him.

A few hours later, I asked my friends what they would give me if I drank the whole bottle. 2 barrels of beer the awsner was. So I started thinking, if I took a same bottle of coca-cola and mixed some juice with water, it might have the same colour as the piss. I told them to give me an hour to think about it. Meanwhile I mixed juice and water in a bottle and switched the two bottles.
I waited one hour and then I entered the room: "two barrels of beer? ok?" and I started drinking. All my friends were completley disgusted by me

They still don't know, next week I am getting my barrels. We'll have a little party and then I will show them a movie of me mixing the juice and the water.

It's going to be hilarious!

:grin:

[Noah]

Good show poll!