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It's not like every time I shower I have to pee.. sometimes I go before I take the shower, sometimes I have to during the shower, sometimes I don't have to go at all around the time of the shower, but when I have to go I am not gonna get out and pee, our toilet isn't in the bathroom itself, so I would have to get out of the shower, dry myself, leave the bathroom and go to the toilet.
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Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory. -
gall doesn't pee, but he'll shit in the shower.The only TWO TIME TWLJ All-Star and TWLB All-Star who never played a game.
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i think i piss outside more than any other place, but yeah, i let loose in the shower toojasonofabitch loves!!!!Comment
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No nick, that was only in your shower that I did that.Maybe God was the first suicide bomber and the Big Bang was his moment of Glory.Comment
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A few years back in my team there was a Bulgarian. He told me pissing on your feet was good against infections or fungus, 3 years later he is going to the Olympics...
Correlation? I think so....
some are wise, some are otherwise
1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?Comment
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I'dd rather turn it around, why would you get out the shower and goto the toilet if you have to piss?
More intertesting: Would you take a piss when you're in the shower with your gf? For anyone who might get trigged by this question and thinks it might be funny: don't do it. Somehow women's sence of humor is different.Comment
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some are wise, some are otherwise
1: PolluX> People say I talk too much
1: Louis XV> Dude you seriously need to stfu!
1: Louis XV> I still love you, k?Comment
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They don't mind having your dirty member inside, but as soon as you pee in the shower oh oh oh!Originally posted by SEAL View PostYou ate some priest porridge
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pfft, hell yes i do
i also peed in the pool alot
i usually led my lane during workouts, so i pissed on the ppl behind me
im a badass
take that ppl that were slower than i was
haha
peed on ur faces
1996 Minnesota State Pooping ChampionComment
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If anyone has been to Paris they'll know that any public toilets there are either a) Pay per use or b) God awful. So sometimes after work I'd get a bit hammered in this pub right next to the metro station near work. Of course having a few beers = need to empty bladder soon. And once you're on the metro that's it. Any public toilets in the train station tend to be locked after 10pm. My trip home involved 30 minutes metro, 30 minutes train, 30 minutes bus, 30 minutes walk.Originally posted by Jason View Post
I apologise to anyone who lives on the first unlit street in between where I got off the bus and my home for making it smell of pee about once a week.gravy_: They should do great gran tourismo
gravy_: Electric granny chariots
gravy_: round the nurburgring
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roflamoOriginally posted by gran guerrero View Post4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
4:BigKing> xDComment
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yesMy father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.Comment
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what Dajmon Angellllll said.Comment
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this one is at oinks nowOriginally posted by TysonOriginally posted by HeavenSentOriginally posted by IzorComment
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