no matter how hard you try Gall, you can't be as cool as me.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
much much more than vodka, though, i hate anything thats insanely sugary but not that alcoholic - parrot bay/malibu/etc, mike's/smirnoff ice/etc. kahlua is good in white russians, and baileys is good in car bombs, but my friend ordered shots at a bar ("give us something strong" he said) and the motherfucker gave us some "baby guinesses" which was kahlua and baileys mixed. shit was fucking horrendous and probably had about 1/4th the alcohol of a regular shot. if something is sugary but gets you trashed (soco, jager, etc) i dont mind, but id rather kill myself than get drunk on mike's hard lemonade and fuzzy navels. hypnotiq is actually pretty tolerable though, but it gives you the worst hangovers ever.
white wine also sucks, but its in the same category as vodka, not the stuff i mentioned in the above rant.
on a side note, i dont hate cognac but i dont understand whats so great about it, i had some hennessee the other day and dont understand the hype.
oh yeah, i almost forgot. i might prefer a smirnoff ice triple x blue sneeze maxx or whatever to champagne. champagne is the worst shit ever.
5:gen> man
5:gen> i didn't know shade's child fucked bluednady
I tried this scotch whisky called hankey bannister the other day, was god damm revolting.
FrozenSand> have you ever put a coke bottle in your butt?
Mira.Girio> I don't think I've ever experimented with coke products. >.>
FrozenSand> oh you're a pepsi guy?
captain Ky> will the guy with the AOL add banner please insert his head up hiw on ass till he dissapears from our universe entirely. Thank you.
RuBbEr BoMb> woot hellkite parked in fr like my wife
Burzum> meaning what
Burzum> took him 4 minutes to get in?
RuBbEr BoMb> meaning he aimed for flag and ended up on roof
much much more than vodka, though, i hate anything thats insanely sugary but not that alcoholic - parrot bay/malibu/etc, mike's/smirnoff ice/etc. kahlua is good in white russians, and baileys is good in car bombs, but my friend ordered shots at a bar ("give us something strong" he said) and the motherfucker gave us some "baby guinesses" which was kahlua and baileys mixed. shit was fucking horrendous and probably had about 1/4th the alcohol of a regular shot. if something is sugary but gets you trashed (soco, jager, etc) i dont mind, but id rather kill myself than get drunk on mike's hard lemonade and fuzzy navels. hypnotiq is actually pretty tolerable though, but it gives you the worst hangovers ever.
white wine also sucks, but its in the same category as vodka, not the stuff i mentioned in the above rant.
on a side note, i dont hate cognac but i dont understand whats so great about it, i had some hennessee the other day and dont understand the hype.
oh yeah, i almost forgot. i might prefer a smirnoff ice triple x blue sneeze maxx or whatever to champagne. champagne is the worst shit ever.
I don't like white wine or champagne either, I've never had red wine though.
Jager burns the fuck out of my throat but isn't too bad, and white russians are pretty nice.
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
5:royst> i was junior athlete of the year in my school! then i got a girlfriend
5:the_paul> calculus is not a girlfriend
5:royst> i wish it was calculus
1:royst> did you all gangbang my gf or something
1:fermata> why dont you get money fuck bitches instead
I put it in UC because I didn't know if it would really be worth putting in pub chat
My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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