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Originally posted by TysonThere is no such thing as hoologians there are only football supporters.Originally posted by HeavenSentHello? Ever tried to show a Muslim a picture of Mohammed? I dare anyone to try. You will die.Originally posted by IzorWomen should never be working in the first place.
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Originally posted by kthx View PostHello fellow trenchians I just came on to tell you that I have always been extremely interested in the art of playing the kazoo, but I am thinking about going into a bulking up phase where I change from a poor starving Europeon into a Healthy American weight, now would being at a healthy weight for my heigh affect my kazoo playing? I am worried that not being able to see my bones through my fingers might make this instrument rather hard to play.
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for the record, playing the kazoo requires no fingers, only the ability to blow, something i'm sure yall know how to do.fffffffff_____
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Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Postright, instead of asking the forum about different skills/hobbies I'll ask them about when they last jerked off, or the first time their dicks got hard
Vyk I'm so gay
gay for you4:BigKing> xD
4:Best> i'm leaving chat
4:BigKing> what did i do???
4:Best> told you repeatedly you cannot use that emoji anymore
4:BigKing> ???? why though
4:Best> you're 6'4 and black...you can't use emojis like that
4:BigKing> xD
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Also, why the fuck should bulking up be bad for breakdancing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2gw9VE16moJesus Christ on a pogo stick
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Originally posted by BilboAlso, why the fuck should bulking up be bad for breakdancing?
Yes paradise, lots of people get curious about other guy's dicks when they get drunk. I'm the faggot again, right?My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Hmm, maybe you should take up ballroom dancing or something instead. :up:
Sometimes it's just too much effort when your body is working against you.
Edit: You said that you already do cardio. What kind and is it something you can skip in favor or doing breakdancing?Last edited by Bilbo; 07-04-2007, 12:26 AM.Jesus Christ on a pogo stick
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Originally posted by Bilbo View PostHmm, maybe you should take up ballroom dancing or something instead. :up:
Sometimes it's just too much effort when your body is working against you.
Edit: You said that you already do cardio. What kind and is it something you can skip in favor or doing breakdancing?
I'm going to cut the cardio anyway since I'm bulking up- I was just wondering if it would be a good idea to wait until I've reached my goal weight, and if 170 was too much to begin with. Ratty was right, I've never seen super huge guys breakdancing, although they have to be pretty fit to do it at all.My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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Originally posted by paradise! View Postlol, at least i had an excuse (cptmorgan). u actually came in here hoping for some really valid info, i started that thread out of boredom, you, out of pure faggotnessness(spelling?). either way, ur a fag, ive seen some of ur posts, u banter alot and rant at people and ur just a wave of negativity that needs to be shot repeadtly with a freeking twelve gage man. i dont think ive heard u say anything positive not coming out of the mouth ur little butt buddy basers. thanks, douche bag.
Even if that's not the case, you should look into joining Quicksand. I hear they're taking applications (NO SPELING REKUIRED), and all you need to do is come up with a horribly contrived joke that you can beat far past death. (LOLZ WARK BEETS OFF FOUR GUYZ AT THE SAME TIME WITH ONE HAND! THATZ WHAT WE CALL WINNING 4v5!)Music and medicine, I'm living in a place where they overlap.
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The post above mine is pure gold.
:greedy:Originally Posted by HeavenSent
You won't have to wait another 4 years.
There wont be another election for president.
Obama is the Omega President.
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This thread has some hardcore ownage.
Paradise consider yourself as Troll Kings property.Da1andonly> man this youghurt only made me angry
5:ph> n0ah will dangle from a helicopter ladder and just reduce the landscape to ashes by sweeping his beard across it
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Originally posted by ConcreteSchlyrd View PostDo you and Ward sit in a private arena and talk about horrible ideas for posts? I'm imagining lots of four to five word exchanges, littered with bad spelling and lots of "LOLZ" interspersed.
Even if that's not the case, you should look into joining Quicksand. I hear they're taking applications (NO SPELING REKUIRED), and all you need to do is come up with a horribly contrived joke that you can beat far past death. (LOLZ WARK BEETS OFF FOUR GUYZ AT THE SAME TIME WITH ONE HAND! THATZ WHAT WE CALL WINNING 4v5!)My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.
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For once Bilbo is the only one staying ontopic. Awesome!5: Da1andonly> !ban epinephrine
5: RoboHelp> Are you nuts? You can't ban a staff member!
5: Da1andonly> =((
5: Epinephrine> !ban da1andonly
5: RoboHelp> Staffer "da1andonly" has been banned for abuse.
5: Epinephrine> oh shit
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