Harry Potter Book 7 prediction thread!

[Pandagirl!]

I downloaded a copy of the supposed 7th book but I don't know if it's legit or not. I read the first four chapters and I think that the things that happen in those chapters are pretty farfetched (but I won't say what they are in case it is the real thing). I also thought the style of writing was a bit different, seeing as most of it was Harry's thoughts. I think the entire first chapter was Harry thinking, and that's not really JK's style. Also, if it was the real thing, JK is definitely not planning for children to read it considering there was a lot of snogging and shagging and thoughts of doing so in the first couple chapters.

So I dunno, it could be the real thing, or it could not. I just thought it seemed a little out there. If it is the real thing, I'm disappointed in what I've read so far.

[wavebeamer]

I downloaded a copy of the supposed 7th book but I don't know if it's legit or not. I read the first four chapters and I think that the things that happen in those chapters are pretty farfetched (but I won't say what they are in case it is the real thing). I also thought the style of writing was a bit different, seeing as most of it was Harry's thoughts. I think the entire first chapter was Harry thinking, and that's not really JK's style. Also, if it was the real thing, JK is definitely not planning for children to read it considering there was a lot of snogging and shagging and thoughts of doing so in the first couple chapters.

So I dunno, it could be the real thing, or it could not. I just thought it seemed a little out there. If it is the real thing, I'm disappointed in what I've read so far.

You've got a fake. Most of the first chapter is definitely not Harry's thoughts.

[Pandagirl!]

Well it wasn't all his thoughts, but it seemed like a good portion of it was. And it seems like a 649 page fake requires a lot of effort.

Mine starts out as, "Harry slowly raised his head and stared morosely at the familiar visage of number four, Privet Drive."

[Vykromond]

it's fan fiction

[Dack Falu]

http://www.phoenixsong.net/fanfiction/story/3517/

Good job! You read some fanfiction!

[wavebeamer]

I don't think this is spoiling anything.

The first chapter is named "The Dark Lord Ascending." It starts with Snape and another new character speaking.

If you've got anything else, then don't bother reading it.

[Pandagirl!]

Whew, good thing the one I had was fake. Otherwise I would have been highly disappointed in the book. I'm just going to wait for it to come out.

[moltenrock]

Hahahaha Panda, I have that same one. I finished it, it wasn't so bad. Lol, atleast they made it so Harry survived. =P Dunno if the real book will kill him off.

[Vykromond]

I've read parts of the book already, including the entire epilogue. I'll leave you with just a few hints. Don't take any of them exactly how they read.

1. The new Headmaster is about the last person you would expect.

2. Never tickle a sleeping dragon.

3. Nineteen years.

4. Albus returns in the final chapter.

By the way, the first chapter of the book is named "The Dark Lord Ascending." If you download something and it doesn't start with two men talking about a plan, then you've got a fake.

Oh, and Telcat, 3 of your 6 predictions are right. I won't spoil which three.

hint: [Harry] felt a sudden warmth in his fingers, as though wang and hand were rejoicing at their reunion. :tnih

[moltenrock]

Vykro have you read it? Private message me if you know somewhere I can read it, I dont think I'll be able to get a copy until like..September =(

[AnidaLife]

moltenrock............
it's called bash.org

[PaulOakenfold]

Dumbledore planned his death all along
Snape is the fucking man still
Harry kills that bald faggot
Harry marries some bitch and it fast forwards to him 15 years from when he wins and he has 3 children
This book is on bittorrent already

[T3l Ca7]

Now the question is: I know the ending, why do I bother with the book?

[PaulOakenfold]

If you're trying to snag a boyfriend, don't mention to him you read Harry Potter... or just don't read Harry Potter.

- Free advice

[Salubrious]

So is this the last Harry Potter book?