My roommate let in a hooker and now she keeps coming back

[Money]

Firstly, if you ever tire of this, just get someone else to answer the door next time she comes and say you guys moved out or something, you could even have boxes out to plant a seed in her mind of it the previous time.

Getting her to clean is odd, so if you're going to go that route, why not getting her to clean naked? Just throwing it out there.

tell her 25 a week to do it naked i bet she does it, if she does it for that cheap, shes a dope feen

[Emaho]

Show us a pic and I'll decide after½!

[Noah]

Wtb maid

[flibb]

do you really want her touching the dishes you eat off of?

[phata$$]

Haha flibb. Just thought about that. But hey, 20 bucks a week to vacuum and take out the trash is cool. Especially when she's not that bad to look at.

[Salubrious]

OK update:

She came back by later and rolled a blunt (with my stuff ofc) and I pitched the maid idea to her, and she went for it!

So


This is awesome

Drugs - the number one employer of cleaning services.

[NL>TERMINATOR]

If you hire her as a maid you better know her good and know where she lives, before she cleans your entire house, if you catch my drift.
If you want her gone tell her straight up her face that she won't get a buck and that you rather don't want to see her again. Showing mercy will make her only come back, thrust me.
If she came back to get 20$ after seeing her like 2-3 times there is something fishy. I mean you say it yourself rent is at the 1st and it's the 15th.

I have read this post pretty fast tru because I am in a hurry so things might not be accurate.

[RednaZ]

blablabla... thrust me.
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[Spikester]

If you hire her as a maid you better know her good and know where she lives, before she cleans your entire house, if you catch my drift.
If you want her gone tell her straight up her face that she won't get a buck and that you rather don't want to see her again. Showing mercy will make her only come back, thrust me.
If she came back to get 20$ after seeing her like 2-3 times there is something fishy. I mean you say it yourself rent is at the 1st and it's the 15th.

I have read this post pretty fast tru because I am in a hurry so things might not be accurate.

I'll thurst you anytime B)

anyways, sounds good to me

[404 Not Found]

Check her arms and hands and look for track marks....seriously...sounds like someone I had known years ago that use to mainline and took me for a fool and ripped me off. Ahh we learn from our mistakes and lifes education always is remembered.

Junkies are for the most, always junkies and will cry on the spot and lie out there ass. Freindly people, but would sell their mother to get a fix when they need one.

Toss her to the street.

[T3l Ca7]

If she indeed is a druggie, get her to put on makeup. Then take her to the pubs, telling people she's your gf. Pretend to be mildly drunk and talk people into 'buy' her for 30 bucks. Give her 20 and pocket 10 yourself.

[DankNuggets]

my extensive knowledge of Seinfeld theory tells me that this is ill-fated.
good luck though.

this has Seinfeld written all over it

the only good thing is that his relationship went from maid to girlfriend who he pays; your relationship could start either way (probably best to go for maid first) and if she steals anything

Fuck her up the ass.

[Noah]

That reminds me, I got my girlfriend to be my maid for free!

[Scoop]

If she indeed is a druggie, get her to put on makeup. Then take her to the pubs, telling people she's your gf. Pretend to be mildly drunk and talk people into 'buy' her for 30 bucks. Give her 20 and pocket 10 yourself.

Give her 10 and take 20 is the better way to go about this situation

[Ignominy]

I'll get a picture with her for delivery's sake, but like I said, she's not very good-looking or anything.

Lastly, when she agreed to do the maid thing, she said "I even have a little french maid outfit I could do it in"

That is all