help I NEED A LOT OF help

[Galleleo]

How is that bannable? lb quotes himself all the time..

[Ephemeral]

If you jog too much, hair will grow on the palm of your hands.

If you jog too much, you may go blind.

Didn't your mother tell you not to treat your body like an amusement park?

[Squeezer]

yea next thing you know he'll be asking help for algebra homework

what a crazy world, amirite

u r rite.

[Da1andonly]

I was jogging yesterday home from the bar, about 500 metres in total. I've never been that close to dying before!

[CrvenBan]

LOL @ THIS THREAD? is he reall asking for help about jogging? does he not know how to run? can he not make decisons on WHEN to jog on his own?

How obvious is that not? I wish I had had more time to dig up a serious 10 pages article on running and it's delights...

[Ignominy]

j

misspelled and misunderstood

[za gophar]

getting your heart rate up is one thing, not getting burned out is another. indeed, the hardest part about a routine like jogging is maintaining the motivation to do it daily for weeks and months. it's almost impossible for me to keep up any routine unless i am forced to, so i dont really have any good tips as far as that goes.

edit: actually i biked to work every day for a summer. i guess i kept it up because it was something i believed in. frankly, i dont need to work out to stay slim, so i guess im not too motivated there. biking to work was a minor inconvenience (took 25 minutes, as opposed to a 10 minute drive), and i kind of felt like i was doing the right thing for the environment. it's not like i was just getting out of my chair, biking for an hour, and coming home. i had to go to work anyway. might as well take my bike.

[Astrogirl]

:wub: :wub:

Is it just me or isn't that damn sexy when he uses profanity to emphasize his jogging advice.

[Liquid Blue]

I'm pretty sure you're dumb

[D1st0rt]

I believe it's 'jogging' or 'yogging.' it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time! It's supposed to be wild.

[Pummel]

I believe it's 'jogging' or 'yogging.' it might be a soft j. I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time! It's supposed to be wild.

[Astrogirl]

I'm pretty sure you're dumb

no u

[Emaho]

I was jogging yesterday home from the bar, about 500 metres in total. I've never been that close to dying before!

Haha I hate when you do that :grin:

[DankNuggets]

while its true that jogging burns calories and helps you stay in shape, it's a much better work out if you can get some one to chase you. Then you get the added benefit of actually running, adrenaline highs, self-esteem from getting away, and, of course, whatever you stole/vandalized/harassed. If you get bored with this, try chasing someone else-- you'll get a big kick out of the confused/panic expression they make when you charge right at them.

[za gophar]

haha, funny you should mention chasing. long story, but the other day i was hiding from about 20 second graders. i was probably 50 yards away from them, and when they finally saw me, they charged. i was at the top of a huge hill, they were at the bottom. i soon realized that if i didnt run, i would be completely overcome. i tried intimidating them--i charged them, picked up the first one, and carried him off. didnt work, they were all still chasing me. i had to carry this kid up the huge hill, which thoroughly tired me out. by the time i let the kid go, i was tired enough that the second graders were now at my running level. they were everywhere. other kids around started joining in. i used my superior size to brush past some of them, then started running back down the hill literally being swarmed by a pack of little kids. it must have been a funny sight... me, a 21 year old, screaming bloody murder, with a crazed pack of kids half my size literally tripping over my heels as we careened down the hill. reminds me of some movie where you see someone emerge from the woods onto a beach and 2 seconds later a huge tribe of screaming natives on his tail. the guy usually makes it to the boat safely. i did not. i tried running into a crowd of more or less stationary kids (a tactic i learned in ?go zombies), but the crowd turned against me and i was captured. before i knew it i was being taken down by hundreds of little hands and feet. but anyway, the point is that it was a damn good workout.