Who do you madly, deeply, desperately love

[T3l Ca7]

... to hate?

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If you could see inside my soul
see inside my heart
you would know how I long to punch you
whenever we're not apart

If you could see inside my head
if thoughts were things to see
you would know how I want to kick you
how much an ass you were to me

In all the ways you are an asshole
every time you are near
the way you know just what to do
to cause everyone else but me to fear

The sparkle in your unsymmetric eyes
your smile, laugh, your touch
are just a few of many reasons
I hate you oh so much

I could search the whole world over
and this I know is true
I would never find another one I hate
like the dickhead I found in you

Though with each new day, each sunrise
we can't know what's in store
there is one thing I know for sure
each day I hate you more

So if you could see inside my head
if thoughts were things to see
you would know I feel cursed
to have you here with me

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You are a rat's heart, a snake's soul, and garbage collectors' treasure,
weasel's today, bacteria's tomorrow, you belong to a public toilet forever,
You are sewage's everything!

[SEAL]

See me playing the worlds smallest violin for you?

[Jack]

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[dads revenge]

[Dant-Zu]

This thread delivers A LOAD OF SHIT :greedy:

[Cops]

this thread is just awkward, thank god for those pictures.

[Dameon Angell]

That ceiling cat just scares me, really.

[Facetious]

Useless crap

TelCat, for the 106th time, put your useless crap threads in useless crap. If you wanted to make this thread about who in Subspace you hated, you should have named someone you hated and left out the song lyrics.

[T3l Ca7]

Why? If my first post was not trash talk, I do not know what is ...

Seriously, it has the hate, the style, the foul words and was so wittily written :fear:

If someone had recited my poems to you and meant it and you did not feel any anger, your brain is most likely beyone repair.

[Cops]

I think facetious is more frustrated than angry.

[PH]

your brain is most likely beyone repair.

this

[Emaho]

Title made me think of Savage Garden lol

[Lynn]

[Rudy]

Current leader for post of the year above.

[PH]

Best first post EVER.