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  • #31
    Originally posted by Liquid Blue View Post
    I sincerely hope no male ever has to deal with your drivel, face to face on a long-term basis.
    Come on, she has boobs!
    You ate some priest porridge

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    • #32
      Gawd LB, a little harsh on the young lady eh?

      She isn't hurting anyone.....and she's brought forth her tits.

      I'm all for clever harassment (see Trashed's posts again and again and again), but no need to be outright rude.

      Ah fuck it....I don't care, I just want you back in my warm embraces
      Originally posted by Tone
      Women who smoke cigarettes are sexy, not repulsive. It depends on the number smoked. less is better

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      • #33
        Originally posted by Zerzera
        Come on, she has boobs!
        Yeah that's why LB put the addendum "on a long-term basis."

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        • #34
          Originally posted by T3l Ca7 View Post
          If we are talking about the same thing, I believe that was supposed to be tear marks. Of course it looks nothing like it, most likely the result of his clumsy hands - that explains why the only ship he seems to be playing is spider, which he isn't very good at.

          P.S. I have recently obtained a couple of koi, no need to be sneaking around molesting other small animals for a little while.
          Do you have asperger's or something?

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Zerzera View Post
            Come on, she has boobs!
            so do fat neckbeard WoW players but I don't see people rushing to be around them all the time


            she hurts the internet every time she posts, Squeezer

            every time
            My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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            • #36
              Neckbeards are sexy, wtf.
              Originally posted by Jeenyuss
              sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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              • #37
                lies and deceit, dear college boy
                My father in law was telling me over Thanksgiving about this amazing bartender at some bar he frequented who could shake a martini and fill it to the rim with no leftovers and he thought it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen. I then proceeded to his home bar and made four martinis in one shaker with unfamiliar glassware and a non standard shaker and did the same thing. From that moment forward I knew he had no compunction about my cock ever being in his daughter's mouth.

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                • #38
                  you're just jealous because you can't grow facial hair nearly as fast as my throat. give me one week and I look like a fucking bear is choking me with his hands.
                  Originally posted by Jeenyuss
                  sometimes i thrust my hips so my flaccid dick slaps my stomach, then my taint, then my stomach, then my taint. i like the sound.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by DoTheFandango View Post
                    SCARF-GROWERS UNITE!!!!!
                    im in


                    1996 Minnesota State Pooping Champion

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                    • #40
                      Chop chop, there are kids to be made

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                      • #41
                        I'm beging to think tw is 60-70% gay. Who cares what telcat says, just stare at her boobies and shake your head. Thats what I do!
                        Last edited by Simple Mistake; 08-29-2007, 04:56 AM.
                        claushouse> so i had to rub vagisil or whatever the fuck on my dick for a few days and it went away.

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                        • #42
                          roses are red
                          violets are blue
                          this poem sucks
                          but not as much as you
                          no <3 for you :wub:

                          no <3> knock knock
                          L3MU3> who is it?
                          no <3> T0MA
                          L3MU3> toma who?
                          no <3> exactly

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                          • #43
                            Roses are red and ready for plucking
                            You're sixteen and ready for high school.

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