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Worst. Game. Ever.
I just rented it. I knew I was in for a bad game when it started out with Icelandic Opera Metal over an enchanted, poorly designed valley.
Graphics: 3/10. It's better than ... Pong. Wait no ... no it's not.
Sound: 7/10. At least they put a soundtrack effort with original orchestral stuff, besides the Icelandic Opera Metal.
Gameplay: 1/10. It's a shit load of fuck, a fuck load of shit.
Controls: 5/10. They do stuff when you touch things! Is it the stuff you want them to do? Maybe.
Overall Ranking: Ass sandwich
Special Note: It looks like the animator and hit detection guys were a little too "high class" for this design team. The animations are balls and cut out half way through, so it looks like a crappy stop-animation film done by an 8 year old. The hit detection.... it's like this. You swing your sword and it misses completely, because you only have two swinging motions, and the guy gets hit. You hit him, nothing happens, you're too close at times, or it just doesn't even know what you're doing.
Summary: Two Worlds needs to be buried next to E.T.
If you need a visual representation, here's a pile of shit for you.
I just rented it. I knew I was in for a bad game when it started out with Icelandic Opera Metal over an enchanted, poorly designed valley.
Graphics: 3/10. It's better than ... Pong. Wait no ... no it's not.
Sound: 7/10. At least they put a soundtrack effort with original orchestral stuff, besides the Icelandic Opera Metal.
Gameplay: 1/10. It's a shit load of fuck, a fuck load of shit.
Controls: 5/10. They do stuff when you touch things! Is it the stuff you want them to do? Maybe.
Overall Ranking: Ass sandwich
Special Note: It looks like the animator and hit detection guys were a little too "high class" for this design team. The animations are balls and cut out half way through, so it looks like a crappy stop-animation film done by an 8 year old. The hit detection.... it's like this. You swing your sword and it misses completely, because you only have two swinging motions, and the guy gets hit. You hit him, nothing happens, you're too close at times, or it just doesn't even know what you're doing.
Summary: Two Worlds needs to be buried next to E.T.
If you need a visual representation, here's a pile of shit for you.
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