Stupid things you did when you were a kid

[Da1andonly]

i didn't know disp and da1 were friends irl.

Yep, known eachother since the age of 0. And yes, we're cousins :P


Displ, I don't remember that testicle-plant? wtfz?

[Displaced]

we were in that park close to ur old house (the bigger one), and there was some climbing area thing.. and u were like "wtfz0r im captain monkey man" did some ez pie n00b shit jump or whatever..

then i was like "EZ NEWB, SIT!" and did some gay ass jump further away, my hand slipped off the bar i was trying to grab (after getting enough momentum that i kept going forward, nuts first into the last step on the "ladder" to the top.... hurt like a motherfucker.

[Noah]

I got a bunch from age 4-8.

I used to play in a tall tree when we were in a cabin in Danmark, around 7-8 meter tall. I had this very thick, rough rope from the top to the bottom. One time my father called me in for dinner, so I took the rope, and slid down with my bare hands, no protection from almost the top. Needlessy to say, this totally demolished both of my palms, and it's one of the most painful moments I can remember.

Another time I were playing with the fire in the fireplace with my brother. This was a plain heating fireplace, so it had a pretty small combustion room with a small door to it. He decided to throw a lighter in, and close to hatch to hear it blow up. I got even more curious, so I opened the door and put my head almost inside to watch. The lighter exploded in my face, and burnt off both my eyebrows (luckily, nothing else). When my mom came in, the room smelt funky and I had no eyebrows. She was angry.

Also I have several field arsons on my conscience.

[Cops]

If you wanted to hang with us, you had to go through an initiation. We would take you out one night and get you drunk. After blind-folding you and tying you up, we would take you to the rail road tracks. Once there, we would tie you to the tracks and run away.
After a while, you would hear the train in the distance, usually a few miles away. As the train got closer, you would start yelling for help. We would still be lying low and not letting you know that we were close by. When the train was about ¼ mile away, you would really start to freak out. Still we would not say a word. With the train about 100 yards away, we had some kids pissed themselves. As the train came very close, the kid tied to the track could feel it’s approach through the ground and track vibration. If you have ever been very close to a train, you know just how big and loud they are.
The rest of us would sit in bushes and be laughing our asses off. The kids on tied to the track would only know after the train raced past their heads that they were actually tied to the never-used spur track, not the main track a few feet away.

Of course this was a better initiation than getting the kid drink, tying him up naked, and then throwing him into the local biker bar.

I don't know if we could be friends after you did that to me.

[za gophar]

farrrr to many to list them all, but some that come to my head:

-launched a model rocket at my neighbors while they were playing croquet (~6th grade)

-swam out a mile in the ocean and got yelled at by coast guard + helicopter was sent (high school)

-pulled all nighters using a 2 liter of pop to stay awake, would be a fucking zombie the next day

-played baseball in our cul-de-sac using a metal bat and a golf ball (thank god never broke anything major)

-ate an entire bottle of flintstone vitamins with my sister, proceeded to get stomach pumped.

-prank calls, prank calls, prank calls. finally got caught.

-had a special voice that me and 2 friends used around each other. created a religion called moocowism. teacher eternally frustrated.

-threw countless spitwads on the school bathroom ceiling. got caught.

-destroyed a flouresent light at school while playing "golf" with a jump rope and a powerade bottle at a water polo tourny. got found out by coach, team had to swim massive amount of laps.

-i didnt do this one, but it was exceptionally funny. some people on the team were trying to see how many pretzels/animal crackers they could stuff in their mouths. my friend got about 50something animal crackers, and couldnt fit any more. tried to pull them out, but they were jammed in his gaping mouth so hard that they wouldnt budge. he made some muffled screaming noises and started jumping around, and then ran to the bathroom. we followed, and he got down in front of the toilet and started slapping the back of his head trying to get the animal crackers out. finally he got them out in a huge waterfall of mushy crackers by relaxing his jaw. i thought he was going to die like that.

[death row]

As a kid, I had an obsession of knocking down birds nest. Usually stomping on the baby chicks or just playing with them, then killing them later. I also loved grabbing the eggs and smashing them. And if I was really lucky, I'd get a hold of a baby chick who was almost grown, but can't yet fly. Chase it around with my water gun, squirt it like crazy, kick it into the garage door until it died.

Hmm, dunno why I was so violent to birds as a kid. =/

[Squeezer]

As a kid, I had an obsession of knocking down birds nest. Usually stomping on the baby chicks or just playing with them, then killing them later. I also loved grabbing the eggs and smashing them. And if I was really lucky, I'd get a hold of a baby chick who was almost grown, but can't yet fly. Chase it around with my water gun, squirt it like crazy, kick it into the garage door until it died.

Hmm, dunno why I was so violent to birds as a kid. =/

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[phata$$]

As a kid, I had an obsession of knocking down birds nest. Usually stomping on the baby chicks or just playing with them, then killing them later. I also loved grabbing the eggs and smashing them. And if I was really lucky, I'd get a hold of a baby chick who was almost grown, but can't yet fly. Chase it around with my water gun, squirt it like crazy, kick it into the garage door until it died.

Hmm, dunno why I was so violent to birds as a kid. =/

OH MY GOD DEMON CHILD WTF

[Cops]

As a kid, I had an obsession of knocking down birds nest. Usually stomping on the baby chicks or just playing with them, then killing them later. I also loved grabbing the eggs and smashing them. And if I was really lucky, I'd get a hold of a baby chick who was almost grown, but can't yet fly. Chase it around with my water gun, squirt it like crazy, kick it into the garage door until it died.

Hmm, dunno why I was so violent to birds as a kid. =/

uhhhh.... how many dead bodies did you say was in your cellar?

[phata$$]

I used to mix cornstarch and water in a bag and just play with the goo.

My friends and I would jump off stairs for some reason. And none of that pussy shit, we'd go big or go home.

[Cops]

i remember getting stabbed with a pole in the eye, no pun intended. I had a huge scar circle that surrounded my eye for a week.

[stark]

uhhhh.... how many dead bodies did you say was in your cellar?

haha, truths... Studies show a lot of mass murderers abused animals as children

[Edify]

Instead of sunlight magnifying the ants, I would try to drown them. We used to have a lot of little anthills all over the sidewalk, I would dig them up and use a stick or something so the ants got all agitated. Then I would take the hose and fucking HYDRO PUMP the remains of the ant hill.

No wonder the ants in Arizona attacked and bit me, they must've had word from the east coast ants.

[Facetious]

As a kid, I had an obsession of knocking down birds nest. Usually stomping on the baby chicks or just playing with them, then killing them later. I also loved grabbing the eggs and smashing them. And if I was really lucky, I'd get a hold of a baby chick who was almost grown, but can't yet fly. Chase it around with my water gun, squirt it like crazy, kick it into the garage door until it died.

Hmm, dunno why I was so violent to birds as a kid. =/

jesus christ

[death row]

I was 7 or 8. Am I proud of it NOW?! No. Hence the reason I posted it under "STUPID THINGS YOU DID AS A KID." Chill, pussies. :P